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Status Material

Something that would make a good status. Such as a song lyrics, famous qoute, a saying, or something funny that you heard. Good status material is key for making a good status.
Holly: I like the qoute "Truth is everyone is going to hurt you, you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
Claire: That is such Status Material.
by moonlightt13 August 11, 2010
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pro status

Of high quality, carrying something out with perfection.
by maybenot September 28, 2003
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status update

"Did you see Annie's status update on facebook today? She's an orphan now!"
by newsvava February 10, 2009
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status ass-wipe

When a relative, usually a mother or aunt, comments on your facebook status with a concerned question or words of encouragement. It is usually either embarrassing, or confusing, or both.
Examples of a status ass-wipe:

Jane Doe is having a bad day.
Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.

Joe Smith needs a job.
Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.
by Jane Mc July 20, 2009
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Hot Girl Status

When a hot girl on facebook makes a pointless status, and guys like it because they like her.
John "Did you see what (Hot girls name) said yesterday, she got 100 likes"

Matt "Dude, its just a Hot Girl Status"
by MjMed September 21, 2011
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status limbo

The term "status limbo" is used to describe the uninformed state you are in, due to the fact that someone else hasn't recently updated their FaceBook status.
Jane: Hey, has Kelly had her baby yet?
Rachel: I have no idea. I think she went into hospital a few days ago, but it was a false alarm.
Jane: And you haven't had an update since?
Rachel: No - I'm in status limbo.
Jane: What the hell are to talking about?
Rachel: Kelly hasn't updated her FaceBook status.
Jane: You're kidding right?
by buckonz November 3, 2009
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status cock

When a chick seeks out a cock because of the guys social status rather than it's pleasure and or emotional attachment.
Dude there's no way Sue will come over tonight to our mini party, she's all about that status cock!
by ask-one December 20, 2010
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