squeeze the pea

The act of female masturbation. Rubbing or squeezing the clitoris until you orgasm.

- My husband cums so fast that I usually squeeze the pea when he falls asleep.

by Black Rose 11 March 10, 2014

Squeebles

An exclamation of pure energy

We’re going on a trip! Squeebles!

by Sooper Dude March 19, 2019

Squeeble

When you grab a man's thigh and shake, but accidentally grab shaft as well, likely because they are so hung that it extends into their pant leg.

It was awkward when I squeebled Sunny, but then we made eye contact, and we knew it was meant to be.

by wizulus November 3, 2020

Squeeze Off

A squeeze off is when two big burly men go in for a handshake and squeeze each others wrist until one passes out.

Me and Jamal had a squeeze off to prove dominance, Jamal got knocked.

by Foobies September 1, 2022

free squeezie

a free grab of someone else's body.

Hey girl, can I get a free squeezie before I leave.

by Joey Rockwell May 23, 2008

Left-Squeezed

Missing a green left-turn arrow because you are blocked from entering the left turn lane by stacked traffic at a stoplight.

I got Left-Squeezed because the spaced-out douche in the Camry wouldn't move up enough for me to squeeze my rig into the turn lane.

by Bernankified May 28, 2011

Ball squeezer

The ball squeezer is a male genital torcher device where the two balls are placed inside the small pocket and crushed by a object identical to a lime squeezer the hand pushes the two lever like handles push together to crush and demolish the ballsack - .anomaly_x

"Mark if you dont shut up i will put your balls in the ball squeezer"

by .anomaly_x July 21, 2020