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Scratch and Fetch

To scratch and fetch is to find any food you have in your house when you’re too lazy to cook and/or too broke to order pizza.

These ‘scratch and fetch’ foods may include:
-sandwich
-toastie
-eggs and chips
-nuggets
-beans on toast
-cereal
-canned soup Etc.
Chelle- “It’s a scratch and fetch night tonight. Might just have some beans.”
by ItchyPupil February 3, 2020
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Squatch

Dad: I am going to squatch you play your football game
by Hydration Man April 6, 2020
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scratch acid

a sick ass band

they have an established sound of texan punk

their art and covers are usually cryptids which influenced heavily to kurt cobain of nirvana
scratch acid don't play

pfft, oasis ? nah listen to scratch acid
by kanye man July 25, 2020
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Scratchifying

Scratchifying. Scratchifying is a feeling of satisfaction that you get from scratching an itchy area on your body
"Oh my god I just scratched my head it was so scratchifying"
by Jack-Danielles October 30, 2020
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Squatch Trucker

A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.
The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.
by Bigdummie April 17, 2021
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Scratch Paper Question

When an individual ask you a series of questions that should have been written down as notes and is prior information that the individual has had, thus using you as a scratch paper.
Information already provided but still asks is a Scratch Paper Question
Example;
When does employee have her days off?
What time does employee work today?
by WisdomThatKnows May 12, 2021
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Scratching your arse and smelling your fingers

British • Verb Phrase
Intentionally doing something you know will cause you pain or emotional discomfort, just in order to feel something.
Person 1: This tastes absolutely disgusting.
Person 2: Why are you still eating it?

Person 1: ... I'm not really sure.
Person 2: You're just scratching your arse and smelling your fingers then, aren't you?
by Leery Loon November 26, 2021
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