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Stunner

Similar to the Shocker, but the index finger goes in the girl's pussy and the ring finger and pinky go in her ass.
Jared went all out and gave that bitch a Stunner last night!
by boxcarjoes November 6, 2007
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Somalian Stunner

The art of farting while recieving oral sex
I somalian stunnered her right after ass to mouth
by bigdirtay August 27, 2009
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spinner

Medallion worn on a necklace that can be spun by a small battery-powered motor.
50 Cent's G Unit spinner costs about $125,000
by wcgold December 25, 2004
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spinner

A wonderful treat of nasty meat, cheesy goob, sour cream slop, refried beans(possibly fried in pig pen), tomatoes (possibly rotten or prevoiusly chomped by rabid bunny), can replace burritos as the staple shitting food.
Rules for Consuming a Spinner:
1. Consume as fast as possible (under 4 minutes is preferrable) and take a good look at what you are eating because you will be seeing it again soon.
2. Buy a large bottle of FUZE and consume at same time for ultimate explosive power.
3. Check out your surroundings and make sure that you have atleast 3 exits nearby preferrably with a bathroom 20 feet or closer or you may end up running home waving arms and legs while screaming "There's no time!"
4. Once you have reached the 3 minute mark... DO NOT START ANOTHER MAD LIB... because you won't be finishing it unless you take it to go.
5. When done with the spinner immediately pack your valuables and have backpack on so you don't have to do any heavy lifting or there could be a pre-spinner show, aka a prarie-popper incident.
6. Most importantly of all if you have been recently diagnosed with FTIT do not consume a spinner- you may want to but this would be ur... i had a spinner and cannot finish this sentence

**National FTIT society has labeled this product a grade A diarretic, better than most laxatives INSTANT results- The tofu fajita spinner must be consumed while on the shitter.
Primary Side-effect: YUM!
Secondary: Oh no!
if you have FTIT: Nothing because you are dead.
"One time in 1459 Greece, the original pear-shaped man ordered a spinner. The side-effects were felt immediately so he ran to the beach (toilets were invented the following year due to this incident) to find that there was no toilet paper- His toga had no chance."

Note: The national olympics organization has announced that for the 2014 Olympics in Greece in honor of the original pear shaped man will have FUZE and Spinners as the official food and drink of the Olympics- anyone who consumes otherwise will be disqualified- Brawny and Scott will be sponsoring these games. Thanks FUZE! (Running to bathroom) Makes you poop.
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Stunner

Giving your partner pleasure then while in the heat of the moment pull out cum on there face lick it up and spit it in there eye
I Got a stunner last night now i'm Blind
by Demented_hamsteeeer January 13, 2009
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spanner

1. A useless fish poker player who thinks they are the best.

2. A bad poker hand.
He went on Tilt after going all in preflop with 2 4 offsuit and losing. What an Absolute Spanner!

What were you doing going all in preflop after 2 re raises with that 2 4 offsuit Spanner hand anyway? You deserved to lose.
by Michael Falstead January 5, 2009
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wank spanner

Andy M is the prime exaple of one of these.
Oi!! Wank spanner!! You down the pub later??
by Brother of Wankspanner December 9, 2008
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