salty spread

when all of a sudden you punch your girlfriend in the face and you put salt all over her vajj

paul and jennifer were watching a movie and he gave her the salty spread

by milk T January 10, 2008

Man spread

When a man is is the middle cat seat and spreads his legs out making everyone else uncomfortable.

The road trip was fun but fat joe was in the middle the whole time so I had to deal with his man spread.

by Jsummers33 January 6, 2017

Ghetto Spread

When a girl from the ghetto spreads eagle

Bro my girl pulled a ghetto spread last night

by Sad Sac November 15, 2020

Ghetto Spread

V. A warning. To scatter from the police(Po-pos.)

V. When a community comes together , normally low funds, as a concensus put money together to feed the block.

1. Thing 1:YO! GHETTO SPREAD!

Thing2: (internally while running) Po-pos meeting they quota.

2. NEIGHBOR1: It look like the aftermath of the Trump administration surely has left a "lasting impression" with the democrats these past four year. I lived below my normal income cause of taxes again. I need help with food.
Neighbor 2: I agree. How much you have to live off of for food for the next two weeks?
Neighbor 1: $30.
Neighbor2: Wow. I have $80. What we could do is put our money together and make food for each other until we get back to normal. We all had a hard years behind us.
Neighbor 1: (crying) Thank you!

by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021

Spreader

Someone consumed by the need for spreadsheets

Lesley will go mad if she gets another spreadsheet. Martyn is turning into a real spreader

by Steve Barrett January 27, 2004

spread it like peanut butter jelly

v; to distribute a portion of one's pussy output over a large amount of space.

E.g. Youssef likes to spread it like peanut butter jelly. Visualize it!

by VisualizeIt August 24, 2015

Bed Spread

A woman that is a complete slut

Damn that girl aint nothing but a bed spread, she fucks everybody.

by ed oneill August 14, 2006