fucktardation spreading

Spreading videos of fuck tards doing mentally defective things when you make a smart video.

Me: omg NO WAY how stupid!
Lil fuck boi: nice video!
Me: no its a dumbly defective video
Lil fuck boi: ... Fucktardation spreading

by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021

Spread fish

To prepare a woman for intercourse

God she is so hot, I just wanna spread fish.

by Bergie Nights March 4, 2022

Spread your bread

Spread your bread is where you get a slice of bread and put a hole in it. You then put it up to the vagina then penetrate the vagina through the bread hole super hard

Hey babe spread your bread for me

by Troy dagayhoy August 23, 2019

bed-spread

1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.

2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.

We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.

I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.

by aalh October 9, 2020

full spread

The act of pulling ones buttcheeks apart until maximal spread is achieved.

Yo Josh! What happened with that Chelsea girl you brought back from the party?

It was ace, she did a full spread for me!

by Ylloz October 6, 2016

Raspberry Spread

It is Meghan Markle's pretentious name for the raspberry flavor in her scam jam product line.

Beware of Meghan Markle's Raspberry Spread as it is not sourced locally and likely could be coming from China.

by Sussex Squad Squaddie March 6, 2025

Kentucky Spread

a form of sixty-nining in which mouths are utilized on each other's toes, not each other's genitals.

My girl got crazy with my feet last night and we ended up in a Kentucky Spread.

by Goscha7452 March 29, 2015