by Bergie Nights March 4, 2022

Me: omg NO WAY how stupid!
Lil fuck boi: nice video!
Me: no its a dumbly defective video
Lil fuck boi: ... Fucktardation spreading
Lil fuck boi: nice video!
Me: no its a dumbly defective video
Lil fuck boi: ... Fucktardation spreading
by xX 44100 Xx March 15, 2021

1.) The substance covering sheets after sex.
2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.
2.) The method by which a single sleeper can occupy an entire king size mattress.
We knocked the bottom out bae, I feel like I am in a sandwich with all this bed-spread.
I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.
I always have to sleep on the sofa, Karen is a master of bed-spreading.
by aalh October 9, 2020

Yo Josh! What happened with that Chelsea girl you brought back from the party?
It was ace, she did a full spread for me!
It was ace, she did a full spread for me!
by Ylloz October 6, 2016

Spread your bread is where you get a slice of bread and put a hole in it. You then put it up to the vagina then penetrate the vagina through the bread hole super hard
by Troy dagayhoy August 23, 2019

Beware of Meghan Markle's Raspberry Spread as it is not sourced locally and likely could be coming from China.
by Sussex Squad Squaddie March 6, 2025

The act of spreading your butt cheeks, puckering, and often expressing small amounts of feces out of your anus for the boys. Not to be confused with the "Pink Spread", in which one boofs 2C-B.
by (Br)(ad) November 29, 2024
