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sploof

(v) The act of losing a monstrous marijuana hit (usually from a bong).
(adj) A wasted marijuana hit.
(n) A device made to conceal marijuana odors, usually made by kids in their college dorm rooms to afraid to go find a place outside to blaze.
1. Jeff: Yo you've been chiefin on that bong for like 1 hour.
Frank starts laughing and blows the smoke out without getting a hit.
Jeff: You just sploofed a gargantuan hit.

2. Jeff: I'm trying to breathe in all this sploof smoke you just exhaled.

3. Frank: Remember that time we almost got caught in our dorm room because our sploof wasn't working correctly?
Jeff: hahaah yeah. You just made me sploof this hit you idiot.
by Cds October 26, 2005
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sploodal

"Sploodal" is one of those weird words that seems to suddenly appear out of nowhere and instantly become part of our public consciousness. A meme if you will. Other examples would be words and expressions like "phat" and "the bomb" that everybody uses and understands, and yet nobody is really sure where they came from.

Theories, of course, abound. It is generally agreed that "sploodal" first appeared in northern Europe sometime in the late 1990s, and one theory is that it derived from the Norwegian word "sblødl" (a rather mild, yet tasty, firm white cheese). Why a Norwegian word for cheese should come to be associated with all things cool, hip and desirable, however, has never been adequately explained, except perhaps for the suggestion that it was originally used ironically and that non-Norwegian listeners simply didn't get the joke.

Another theory is that the word is actually a shortened form of the phrase "split poodle", which is slang for a particular sexual position, the details of which I won't go into here. One major flaw in this theory is that in almost all cases the word has, in fact, been spelled "Sploodal" and not "sploodle". It is possible, of course, that the spelling of the final syllable was purposely altered in order to make the word's origins a bit more obscure to one's parents, but I think that's stretching things a bit.

One final theory that has been making the rounds lately is that the word derives from "splood," which is an obscure term describing a certain type of "ornithological dejecta" (that's bird poop to the rest of us). This is almost certainly a coincidence, however, since the term really is truly obscure, even among ornithologists.
Sploodal circles above the rest.
by Russell Wall June 1, 2006
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slooting

The act of chasing cooter online using sites such as plentyoffish or adultfriendfinder.
"hey terry, what you still doing on the laptop" ... "Hux, I am slooting"

Downesy was nervous at the thought of meeting a girl who he made initial contact with by slooting
by terrybuffant January 17, 2010
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sploob

A spoon stuck in someone's boob
Ow my sploob!
by dollerbill April 9, 2004
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sploof

A pornographic film whose name and/or storyline plays off of an existing film from the "legitimate" world of cinema.

From the joining of the words "spoof" (a take-off of an existing movie or genre) and "splooge" (male ejaculate).
I can't decide if my favorite SPLOOF is Edward Penishands or Foreskin Gump.
by TA Reserves November 16, 2011
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sploogal

the sploogal is any part if the inner body that could perhaps burst, the ass or the appendix or anything that is not feeling good on the insideof you.

Also a point of entry for ass bandits too.
Oh my god, if i dont chuck a shit soon I am going to burst my sploogal

That shit was so big that I thought my sploogal was going to rupture.

My boyfriend went for my sploogal last night and I had to put up with the pain.
by Jasmin Gartner May 29, 2005
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splooge

The correct word that some people pronounce "spooge." They are wrong. The word has an "L" in it.
"I shot my spooge all over her face."

"You mean, 'splooge?' What? Can't you talk right?"
by GrammerNazi May 8, 2013
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