Potatobug Split

The potatobug is a sexual position where the woman's legs are completely bent back and up over her head, making her look like a rolled up potatobug while the guy has sex with her from the front, leaning on the back her extended legs.

He had me in a potatobug split position and could get deeper than ever.

by Lee May 13, 2005

kodiak splitter

buy your can of kodiak smokless tobacco, throw a lip in.then while giving your girlfriend anal sex, take your penis out for a moment then take your tobacco and out in her anus, then insert penis again.

i gave my girlfriend a mean kodiak splitter last night

by Big Daddy Splitter March 4, 2011

Tip Splitter

When an item is jammed so deep and hard into a man's urethra that the opening rips, making the penis look like a snake's tongue.

Roger: "Damn son, your piss is spraying everywhere! You wearing a fan spray nozzle on your weiner or something?"
Jim: "Nah dude, I fell dick first on a screwdriver last night and it gave me a tip splitter."

by CATFOOODS February 11, 2012

Atom Splitter

A high velocity dual-angle (two-part/"split") cumshot created by the force of ejaculate around the cum-stuck center of the linear accelerator nozzle (cock-hole), resulting in a double splat of giz, typically on the face and headboard, the hair on both sides of the face, or in both eyes. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Cuban Missle Crisis.

See also... Adam Splitter.

I narrowly missed a facial, lastnight, when David pulled out and shot an atom splitter... I had to wash BOTH pillow cases!

by dbodude April 12, 2012

Fanny split

When a girl has her hair in a middle parting

Abby:Omg Sharon did you see Ella's hair today

Sharon:Ye lol fanny split

by Mirrormaddness May 15, 2015

Banana Split

The act of receiving oral from someone with a split tongue.

'You know the guy I've been dating, the one with the split tongue? He totally gave me a banana split yesterday, my clit's never been so well tongued!'

by #awkwardconvos March 6, 2014

The Splits

Wanking to the point of self harm.

When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.

Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.

To wank, perphance to cum...oh wait i've got the splits.

by The Finishers January 11, 2009