National ruben cant speak day

ruben is always talking about his manatee t shirts and it is getting tiring.

it is national ruben cant speak day hooray!

by hiuttsdrrgrwer May 22, 2023

spadaccini

a pedigree of historic assholes who are obsessed with their own name. usually demanding and self imposing on others. arrogant and deceitful. symptoms of being a spadaccini are bad skin, bad hair, bad face, bad soul.

that girl is such an arrogant, weird, bitch.

nay, she is a spadaccini

by brett kieffer April 2, 2009

leet speak

something for sad fucks who want to swear in chatrooms or just annoy you.

( ) /\/\ 6 ( ) /\/\ 6
ooownedd
hahahaaa
ppwnned pwwneddedppwnwnnn
what the fuck am i saying?
im a sad fuck!

by rathsangatas drink November 30, 2004

Spedatrecay

The process of spedatrefication, which means to randomly type things into search engines on your highschool library's computers because you are bored and your girlfriend can't think of anything exciting to look up.

"I was spedatrecaying today."

by Stefan Marmion November 19, 2006

Cunt speak

basically when sum1s talking bs or sayin sum dumbass stuff ;; bein fake, etc.

yesterday michelle told me u fucked her bf

pshh..the only thing that ever comes outta that chicks mouth is cunt speak

by NO-BITCH-ASS-NESS December 29, 2008

Chat-Speak

Chat speak is largely used on the internet, in text messages, in notes passed in class, and sometimes in spoken speech. In its most basic essence, chat speak is a thorough mutilation of the English language, created by teenagers who refuse to learn said language.

Beware of chat speak users. If a person is too lazy to learn the difference between "Let's eat, Grandma." and "lets eat grandma" they are probably too lazy to understand that it is wrong to actually eat one's grandmother.

Two examples of chat-speak are:

why cant we just all start singing the world would be so much funnier if people just started singing

VS.

Why can't we all just start singing? The world would be so much more entertaining if people just started singing.

& (used above)

lets eat grandma

VS.

Let's eat, Grandma.

by Misty Robinson November 11, 2010

so to speak

Follows a statement or phrase, usually to insinuate or indicate sexual innuendo.

Brian likes to do it both ways...so to speak.

Gregory packed a hot lunch today...so to speak.

Alan likes a little duck butter on his kielbasa...so to speak.

by M. Mitchell February 4, 2004