‘There was once a, adolescent seagull called Hedgehog
Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster’
Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster’
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