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Spaghetti Monster

‘There was once a, adolescent seagull called Hedgehog

Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster’
Can't believe she had to turn into a Spaghetti Monster, poor chaperone enzyme...
by HydrusRomanov April 19, 2017
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spaghetti and meatballs

When a girl that's on her period rubs her vagina on a hairy chest and then defecates screaming "Mama Mia!!". (Close to pussy squash)
While drunk last night an old lady took advantage and gave me spaghetti and meatballs.
by bubbles009 September 21, 2013
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Mom's spaghetti

A delicious yellow thingy which you ussualy just play with it and make silly faces, but it is moms spaghetti

And you already know this is a joke and added by some 12 year old who just ate moms spaghetti and likes eminem which what i just said isnt true...Probably
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
by What'sAPseudonym??? August 22, 2017
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Spaghetti Straps

Grab a butcher knife and begin to slice a penis into thin strands that look like spaghetti. You then wrap them around your own penis till it turns red to be the spaghetti strap sauce. Then take a photo and send it to the senior citizens you live close to.
I tried the Spaghetti Straps, im now a registered Sexual predator.
by Gorilla fingers lick me April 12, 2011
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Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.
"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."
by BigDickWillyG April 3, 2015
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Spaghetti straight

Spaghetti straight is when the person is straight until they are wet. When a person is generally straight but sleeps with the same gender.
- Hey I’m straight!

- Yeah until you’re wet !

Spaghetti straight.
by NotoriousN September 26, 2019
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mr spaghetti

An absolute faggot. 100% cunt. May be psychotic.
by Naynaynygga March 21, 2020
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