sled hockey

the description of a bender/plug who can't even stand up under his own weight on the ice.

Hey 1-5, i've seen better crossovers in sled hockey.

by adangles November 13, 2007

Skeedoo

Skeedoo is the act of shooting skeet (semen) into sex partners' dookie maker (anus) causing a mixture of skeet and dookie.

verb: "She was on the rag so I had to skeedoo all in her booty."

noun: "I got to shower, I got skeedoo residue on my taint."

by Rederanged July 24, 2010

one seed

A Fool/Idiot/Lamer/Chump - One ball

A one seed just crashed into me!
What you didn't save it, what a one seed!

by Nathan G A October 30, 2007

coon sled

A nigga's ride. Usually a late model piece of shit tricked out with spinners, fuzzy dice, nice stereo and animal print seat covers.

Did you see Darnell's new ride? Shee, that ain't no ride that's a coon sled.

by Mooseman69 March 2, 2011

alaskan dog sled

Freeze a deuce, insert it in a condom, use it as a dildo.

The fecalphiliac's ultimate fantasy was to receive an Alaskan Dog Sled for his birthday.

by vbpj November 23, 2014

Seedy

As in something disgusting

"I aint touching that it looks ssseeeeeeedy!"

by Dave May 9, 2003

Spread the seed

To jerk off, and throw the jizz at the ceiling fan.

Don't sit down, I just spread the seed in here.

by greenmonstahmsn.com March 2, 2009