vbpj's definitions

alaskan dog sled

Freeze a deuce, insert it in a condom, use it as a dildo.

The fecalphiliac's ultimate fantasy was to receive an Alaskan Dog Sled for his birthday.

by vbpj November 23, 2014

Sad Robot

A three way with two humans and a robot, where the robot dies and the two humans use the robot carcass as a sex toy.

My GF and I had a sad robot the other day.

by vbpj October 19, 2014

reaux'd

The act of performing all sex acts known to exist at the same time.

I Reaux'd your mom last night.

by vbpj November 4, 2014