Definitions by vbpj

alaskan dog sled 

Freeze a deuce, insert it in a condom, use it as a dildo.

The fecalphiliac's ultimate fantasy was to receive an Alaskan Dog Sled for his birthday.

alaskan dog sled by vbpj November 23, 2014

reaux'd 

The act of performing all sex acts known to exist at the same time.

I Reaux'd your mom last night.

reaux'd by vbpj November 4, 2014

Sad Robot

A three way with two humans and a robot, where the robot dies and the two humans use the robot carcass as a sex toy.

My GF and I had a sad robot the other day.

Sad Robot by vbpj October 19, 2014