Seattle

Portland's bitch

I went to Seattle last week, and it was so windy that my Starbucks cup lid blew off and all of the coffee blew in my face. Never going back, I'm staying in Portland.

by trueportlander December 7, 2013

Seattle Burrito

A Seattle Burrito is a sexual act where one lover deffocates on another lover's penis, and then rubs it around the entire penis, and then continues to perform oral sex on the feces covered penis.

Man, my girl gave me a Seattle Burrito last night. That was fucked up.

by Edward Billinson September 27, 2007

Seattle

West Coast city that has a reputation for being a wonderful place to live but secretly wishes it was Portland. Seattle actually has many problems, including...
1. Some of the worst traffic in the country.
2. Out of control real estate prices.
3. Out of control crime and homelessness in the downtown core.
4. A city council that has been told by voters three times that a monorail should be built. Yet, it still hasn't been built and probably never will be.
5. Very high unemployment.

by seattleboy August 27, 2003

Seattle Stalljack

defined by sitting in the stall of a public restroom when an unknown stranger bursts in places his private in your mouth. Slaps you in face a couple of times, then turns you around and cums on your rear side then departs.

I was just Seattle stalljacked.

by Detonical October 24, 2014

Seattle washout

When two lesbians are scissoring and one has the runs The other may receive A vagina full of feces

Sandy gave Becky a Seattle washout

by JohnnyAmerica July 2, 2018

Setterlunded

To be forced to pay for a meal by another member of your group.

As I reached for the check again, I realized that Brian was going to setterlund me again. I guess I would have been shocked if he actually paid for the meal.

by Michael Hendricks January 6, 2004

dip-setted

a violent and malicious beat down constructed by 10 more people simultaneously that sometimes can get up the triple digits. Often found in parks, alleyways, and street corners. use of environment encouraged.

After Getting smart with the frat brothers, Bob got dip-setted

by T.J. "Tigga" October 14, 2003