Bailey Seal

cool guy, makes good friendships, part time goofy goober, likes water and jesus too

"wow he's just such a bailey seal"

by bryant trinh July 13, 2018

Navy SEALS

The most absolute badass, motherfucking, kickass elite special forces in the world. They’re the ones that lit up Bin Ladens ass.

Man those Navy SEALS, they are some tough guys

by SealSniper July 29, 2018

Chocolate Seal

When you don’t wipe enough, and the shit residue mixes with sweat then creates a sort of paste that seals your cheeks shut. Occasionally, the hairs get intertwined creating a tighter seal.

I didn’t wipe enough before the gym and accidentally chocolate sealed myself shut.

by MisterFistee July 26, 2019

thicc seal

Gerald. See below
YouTube.com/cookiecoderbt

Gerald is thicc 4 life

“Thiccness is true to life” yes it is
Thicc seal means great animal

by CookieCoderBT October 14, 2019

nick segal

an act of sexual misfortune involving a male and female party. the "nick segal" member often is found vying for a mahoo.

Shit man, I heard Matt got nick segal going now

by YSL Jon Ashley October 17, 2019

Baby seal

When a man "or woman" clubs an attractive member from the opposite sex in the head and either throws them in a duffle bag or in their trunk and proceeds to drag them back to their home. Also known as "the caveman"

Mike "baby sealed" that bitch and took her back to his cave

by Jephjeff January 3, 2020

Navy Seals Accuracy

When you spray and pray and miss 15 shots but still manage to land 1 headshot and kill the other guy

15 MISSES
1 HIT

>NAVY SEALS ACCURACY

by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX January 11, 2020