self hatred

the feelin of loathing or hating youself.

I have so much self hatred in me.

by TheApologeticHoser September 30, 2021

Smoke selfie

People who take pictures of themselves smoking a cigarette and posting it on social media with the sole intent of trying to look badass. Typical comment chains of smoke selfies play out like this:

Friend: What's that in your hand?
Uploader: A cigarette. I'm so frickin' badass.
Friend: Naughty naughty does your mother know?

Joe has uploaded yet another smoke selfie. That's his 5th one this week!

by Lefty Power 123 July 4, 2016

Accidental selfie

When u take selfies by accident , posing without knowing

I took an accidental selfie on train

by Sm00thh December 16, 2016

Mercy selfie

When a celebrity asks if you want to take a photo and you don’t want to hurt his/her feelings.

Ben asked if I wanted to take a picture with him. The thought hadn’t even crossed my mind but I wanted to be polite so I took two mercy selfies with him.

by Caligirllite September 6, 2018

Defend Yo Self

When your receiving and ass-whopping of such a high caliber that a spectator must instruct you on how to "DEFEND YO SELF"

when your watching a fight and one of the fighters is basically a punching bag and you must shout "Defend yo Self" man!!!!!

by the aveeenger February 14, 2012

Back door selfie

No mirror lifted sack anus selfie

Go on snapchat and send me a back door selfie

by BUTTHOLE, P.h.D February 25, 2014

Self Roasting Dutch Oven

The act of farting under the covers, then getting out of bed, waking your girlfriend, and turning on the light. The sudden bright light in the middle of the night forces the the victim to pull the covers over their own head, exposing them to the foul, putrid odor left there by your ass. Causing them to "self roast" in a cloud airborn anal leakage

My girlfriend wouldnt swallow my cock last night, so I introduced her to the Self Roasting Dutch Oven

by Dirk Longfellow June 15, 2006