High school

That place where you spend four years hoping that you get by. Where about 90% of everything you hear from anyone (including teachers) is the most bogus misinformed crap. Either you go to parties, get drunk and have lots of sex or you don't.

You could be a nerd, an emo punk, a druggo, a preppy cool kid, a gossip monger or that guy everyone loves and hates at the same time. Your ultimate aim is to get into Princeton or Harvard or Cornell or whatever (dream on).

Listen to good music, take lots of power naps, try to get out of town as much as possible, watch Seinfeld and take advantage of life's small offerings and you'll be A-OK.

Also, study for 25 hours a day and do all your fucking homework if you don't wanna be a miserable faliure.

Dad: ah, I remember my senior year of high school in 1988. I had a girlfriend and always snuck out at night. Then I made it into Yale.

Son: sounds lit, dad. I'm glad you had so much fun.

by Themostunimportantpersonontheb December 12, 2018

Battlefield High School

Full of snobby white kids and giant asian cliques that are the only reason why BHS has such high test scores. The girls are easy and most lost their v card at Bull Run Middle. A big ass school full of big ass egos.

Horny? Battlefield High School has some nice sluts!
Wanna join the Battlefield High School drama club? You mean the weird misfits that choose the same shitty actors over and over again?
Anime club? aka the kids that scare the shit outta people
Wow, Battlefield High School sure is a big waste of a big building!

by Cookiestastegood May 12, 2016

School Computers

They barely work nowdays.

We don't use Windows 7 (aka School Computers), we use Windows 10.

by ROBLOX #1 Fan November 12, 2018

garfield middle school

It sucks all the popular kids are rude and dumb. all the boys think they are hot but they are really gay. The 6th grade girls think think their sexy and hot but they haven't had their period yet or hit puberty. But theres air conditioning so that great. But the whole place so stupid. THE TEACHER ARE SECRETLY RAPISTS

Garfield Middle School SUCKKS

by ANONYMOUS_PERSON_IN_GMS March 2, 2017

armwood high school

A place full of ghetto bald people with some wanna be Mexicans. And a place full of fuck sucking freshmans.

Armwood high school is one of the coolest places to be but one of the slutiest place to be. For example, "hey Megan,can you show me where the bathroom stalls are cause I'm hungry ."

by ilovehomealone August 3, 2017

Emmaus High School

All freshman girls are sluts and think their very cool. They have cool parties and get very drunk and ofter to suck guys dick’s all the time. Each girl sends daily nudes to each boy and are very easy to get with. They dye there hair fake blonde and flirt with every boy possible. The freshman boys are gross and hate all the Allentown Central Catholic boys because they “apparently” steal all their girls. The sophmore girls aren’t much better. They have better parties and often try to get with the older boys. Mostly juniors. The sophomores boys are very cute and date girls in their grade. Much better than the freshman class. The junior and seniors mind their own business and are very polite and the girls aren’t hoes like the freshman and sophmore class but they do like to have there fun. Lots of fun parties full of drinking and drugs!!!

Dude 1/ Hey, I’m looking to pick up a girl to get over my last girlfriend.

Dude 2/ Try to go for a girl from emmaus high school !! There easy to get with.

Dude 1/ Your right!! I already got a hook up date with TWO of them tonight!!

by badassshit January 21, 2018

Pace High School

Pace High School is the definition of slut show, the cheerleaders wear less and less each year and the dance team can't go a second without twerking. Literally every "dance move" The dance team does, involves them shaking their ass what makes it bad is 9/10 don't even have an ass. I dont even get why the dance team tries to twerk, when they try they look like a dying worm squirming around. The football team sucks ass and only plays because they like being attention whores. The team can't win to save their lives even if they tried, the only reason why people come to the football games is to either try to convince their boyfriend/girlfriend to fuck them, or they listen to the band. And don't get me started on the band, the band basically humps the air 24/7. The band is ok but there are those few people that you can pick out that everyone just hates the living fuck out of. Everytime you need to go to the bathroom you have to worry about walking in on people having sex.

Pace High School has so many sluts in it that you can't even walk a single step without seeing one.

by Yeahitskait May 8, 2018