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The Spitting Camel

A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a standing version of "doggystyle." Just prior to climax, the guy pulls out and repositions his dick between the lips of his lady friend's pussy (much like how a brat lays in a bun). As he cums, it appears as though her pussy lips-- or "Camel Toe" --is spitting; Hence, the "Spitting Camel." The lady may or may not wish to make camel noises as the act is occurring.
Dude 1: "Did you hear that Steve pulled 'The Spitting Camel' on his girlfriend? ...He even talked her into making some crazy camel sound when he came."

Dude 2: "I'm surprised he hasn't knocked someone up with that move..."

Dude 1: "I don't think his boys can swim."
by mopper January 11, 2011
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Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn

A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn, is the gay equivalent of a Panther.
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn is when a younger male, chases older men.
Guy 1: "You know I'm 25 right...?"

Guy 2: "Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean anything, I'm a Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn."
by KickAssKyle January 7, 2011
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Schatting

The act of talking to someone via a phone call/text/instant messaging, whilst taking a lengthy shit.
"Where're you going?"

"To the toilet, shall I schat in your general direction?"

"Sure keep schatting to me."
by Tchuk November 14, 2012
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shitting up

The act of pooping while vomiting at the same time.
Eg. 1: My buddy Aaron had a stomach virus and chronic diarrhea, so he was shitting up all over the place. He didn't know either to shit or vomit in the toilet.

Eg. 2: My buddy Andy got food poisoning and ate a bran muffin, so he was shitting up all over the place.
by TheGamingGamer1 April 25, 2014
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spitting shade

A derogatory comment or insult often made both fiercely and directly to another person. The next degree of throwing shade.
- Dr. Phil, I made you just like how Oprah made you. You were nothing before I came on this show!
- Bitch dare to be spitting shade on my show? Sit the fuck down.
by WilliamForrester February 15, 2017
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shitting my stick

It is another way of saying "are you kidding"
Wife: my water broke
Husband: "are you shitting my stick"
by Lizzzssss July 21, 2017
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shitting on the rose

When you take a good person and treat them like crap. You have come along, seen something nice and thought, ‘how can I make this situation shitty? Oh, I know, I’ll squat down and actually sh*t on it.
Hey? Is that even necessary? Why are you shitting on the rose?
by TheChanniestStarInTheSky June 20, 2018
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