A super big thot. Ignores friends to talk to gingers. Extremely petty. Pretends to be hurt to get out stuff. Is addicted to caffeine and has coffee breath. And father has the dean of students at the high school.
by sandwichmaker2004 December 07, 2018
sam is stupid and black and dosent shower. many cavities and yellow teeth. lazy and fat never dose anything
sam is a fat cunt
by yeet haha June 09, 2020
by A unknown presence March 29, 2018
That kid you'll meet one time and dance with awkwardly with the lusciously soft and luxuriously wild soft hair. so lovely such beauty and gracious hair. gods gift to the {weeaboo} kind. Everyones goal in life is to sleep on a large body pillow (pregnacy pillow in all honesty) made of sams bootiful angel like hair. his hair looks like sushi, trust me you know it does, just look at the hair and do what you must. you know you want to lick the hair. praise the hair. feel the hair. hear it, smell it, breathe it, live it, love the hair. - the stalkery potato
by Crazy Cream lover April 02, 2017
a person who has developed unique skills in generation excuses whenever invited to social events. Probably gets dominated by his girl.
by Stijner June 20, 2019
A Sam is the most perfect guy you’ll ever meet he is the most cutest, funniest, smartest sexy guys in the world. Anyone to have a Sam in their life is the luckiest person to live especially if he’s yours❤️I have a Sam in my life and I feel like I’m the luckiest girl to live, a Sam has always been there for u and u feel as if u could tel him anything and everything what an amazing man he is
by Akp_0504 November 01, 2018