Robert

A teenaged male with OCD and social anxiety, he is easily freaked out by the fact that a person's wingspan is the same length as a person's height. This is a person with balls and is brave as he is the type of guy to throw a cone at a stray cat. He can change attitudes quickly from a serious philosopher to a basic white girl all the way down to asking, "you like jazz"

Robert-"You like jazz"
Friend-"stfu"

by You_like_jazz November 18, 2020

robert swift

the face of the NBA. not only is he tall, but he owns the boards too. straight out of bakersfield california, swift's career high is 8 points.

Greg: did you watch the sonic game last night?
Jerry: no, but i heard robert swift dominated
Greg: yeah he had 6 points and 5 rebounds

by shitnigga April 2, 2007

Jenn Roberge

-The female version of a peeping tom

-The act in which a guy pulls a missionary, dumptruck, motorboat, and a surprise attack all at once...but during the surprise attack starts yelling "Party at MacCormacks!" at the girl while throwing pancakes covered in syrup at her.

"man last night while I was fuckin that girl there was a jenn roberge"

"Holy shit...sarah totally got Jenn Roberged last night"

by Ben Roberge January 26, 2009

Robert Pattinson

Unattractiv Brittish actor who actually did well in playing his part of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter but then he screwed his career by taking up the role of Edward Cullen in Twilight. He also doesn't wash his hair because apparently, greasy hair is now sexy.

Also see: ugly and untalented

Me: (walks by Robert Pattinson) Ew.. what's that smell??

by screaminghallelujah6 April 27, 2009

roberto luongo

Is the starting goaltender for the Vancouver Canucks. He is recognized as one of the best goalkeepers, in NHL history.

vancouver, hockey, canucks, orca bay, markus naslund and roberto luongo, roberto luongo's play

by nick czapi December 9, 2007

roberto luongo

the most overrated goalie in the national hockey league who folds under the pressure and cries when he cant get the job done.

billy:hey did you see the canucks game last night?

jimbo: yea roberto luongo couldnt stay off his knees, he kept blowing the game

by rojo johnson May 8, 2010

Robert

Both one of the hardest and easiest boys to decipher... Rob's a people's person. He doesn't have to try to gain attention. Everyone tries to get his. Entire groups of friends practically start with him. He makes no effort to be cool, let alone social. He's a jock, obsessed with basketball and football. He's even tried soccer. He's insanely tall, really strong, but ironically isn't that muscular... yet. He's introverted and a bit dense without realizing it. He never starts conversations, definitely never tries to keep them going. He seems so unattached to everything, especially when he puts his headphones in. He doesn't answer texts (unless he's interested in you). He's also an adorable doof that likes to poke his crushes and his close friends. He manages to make all small talk awkward. As long as he's a virgin, he'll never make the first move. He loves staring contests, and his nose twitches to the side when he focuses too hard. He'll insist that his hazel eyes have spots of blue on the bottom. He's extremely competitive, a little insecure, and has a little too much integrity. No curiosity whatsoever. He won't even give you any reason to care for him but you can't help it. He can be as cute as a puppy, stubborn as a jackass, holier than a saint, more of a tease than Magic Mike, can be more of a jerk than Charlie Sheen, as addicting as drugs, more lovable than a favorite stuffed animal, and more closed off than a snow leopard.

Who's Robert?
The guy I used to be in love with, the guy who strung me along, the guy who had me missing him and hating him at the same time, the guy I can do without but never forget, the guy I will keep in my favorite memories. That's Robert.

by Timber Wolfe October 17, 2014