Robert's cycle

Robert's cycle is the proven theory that high school girls are stupid whores. It is a perpetual cycle that forces adult males to date teenage girls, leaving teenage boys without dates. As teenage girls are amazed with the concept of dating an older and "mature" male, they think no further and allow themselves to whore their nubile bodies. The result of this leads to the lack of dates for high school boys. The girl's argument is usually that teenage boys are too immature and that they need a "man." First of all, one must take into consideration the facts that counter this argument. In high school, puberty is in its middle stages and hormones are simply making teenagers horny and immature. Plus, one cannot blame a teenage boy to be attracted to his female peers. It's only natural that people in the same age group would be attracted to one another. Teenage girls however, strive for the attention of an older male, presumably in his mid to late 20's. This whole concept of the older male being "mature" is ridiculous. The fact that an adult male is considering having sexual relations with an underage female completely destroys the original argument (that older males are mature). Not only is this illegal, but one could easily speculate that an adult male is a loser because he cannot get any dates in his age group, and resorts into having a 14 year old girlfriend. As a result of this, teenage boys will have to endure their high school career without any girlfriends. This will follow them until they reach the age of 25, where they can finally get a date with a high school girl. By this time, the cycle is complete and repeats once again.

Teenage Boy 1: Man, Katie is really cute. I think I'm going to ask her out.

Teenage Boy 2: I heard she has a 27 year old boyfriend. What a whore.

Teenage Boy 1: Aw man. Stupid slut. Another dumb girl taking part in Robert's cycle. I'll never get a date in high school.

Teenage Boy 2: Well, at least in 13 years we can get a girl our that's our age.

Teenage Boy 1: Hey how old is your sister again?

Teenage Boy 2: Uh, 4?

Teenage Boy 1: Sweet. You know, 13 years isn't that long.

Teenage Boy 2: wat

by The Moustached Dentist May 23, 2008

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robertson

Extremly awesome or a total boss.

After doing a triple backflip and catching a saxaphone in mid air, Elliot felt like a Robertson.

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Robert Fullick

noun. A last second sabotage. Usually secondary to some lame excuse involving the French embassy less than 24 hours before you are going to cover for a co-worker who needs the time to study for medical board exams.

If I had more time to study I know I would have done better on that test. Instead I got Robert Fullicked at the last second by none other than Robert Fullick. should have seen it coming. He Fullicked me good.

by mustachioman July 6, 2010

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Robert Treat Academy

The shittiest school in Newark, NJ. Faculty is garbage and Administration can fuck themselves

Person A: Yeah, I went to Robert Treat Academy
Person B: Man that fucking sucks

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Roberto

The most thoughtful person there is. A big heart and ...:)
i love him with everything i have to givee.
words wont ever be enough to explain what an amazing guy robert arredondo is. te amo.

Omg your Boyfriend is such a roberto i wish my boyfriend was like a roberto.

by His truly November 12, 2009

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Robert Pattinson

He is a guy on Twilight. The main character. if you don't love him, you hate him. i know im gonna get some shizz over this but WHO CARES!? he just a person. no need to diss him. no need to swoon. i dont hate him, but i dont love him either.

Robert Pattinson Fan: OMG I LOVE ROBERT TO DEATH!!!!

Robert Pattinson Hater: NO HE'S BULL IN EVERYTHING HE DOES!

Me: STFU ALL OF YOU. CALM DOWN AND BE NICE. and not to over the top

by K_K_3_3 July 25, 2009

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