river is dry

the river is dry when there are no girls in an direction of your designation

Person1: dude lets go down the mall

Person2: dont do it man the "river is dry"

Person1:your right theres no girl in sight

by Pro fishrman January 9, 2011

Austin Rivers

a really hot guy who’s number 25 on the houston rockets

me “ yo did you see Austin Rivers make that 3 pointer,”

friend “oh yeah bro, so rad”

by sksksksksdank January 16, 2019

River King

They are cool. They have flamboyant hair. They will most likely be your first kiss and you will sit there like a fish. They have a cool bedroom and are a cool person. They also have a nice closet that you can steal clothes from.

River King is awesome

by addisonhairdryer December 4, 2021

Rivers Cuomo

Weezer frontman. He Weezy. Miles, @rivers.is.best.weezer.boi, loves him to an unhealthy extent. wtf, Mommy Miles?

Miles: I love rivers cuomo
literally everyone: we know mom

by who cares dude February 12, 2021

River Rat

River rats are the lower level patrol men on the police force. So named for there common sightings patrolling river side trails and city owned parks. Commonly ride dirt bikes.

Oh crap it's the river rats lets get out of here.

by Doofusgoo September 20, 2017

river freeman

a discord user who was a therian but is now a weirdo and is a big fan of rivers

river freeman is a river fan

by lol696799679669697797997979 June 18, 2023

Benjamin River

Small community in northern New Brunswick that has a new bridge and a swimming hole called the "dark hole". Drinking is the usual thing to do there.

I wish there was more to do in Benjamin River.

by Yadayada2705 October 18, 2017