1 definition by HeavyDutyPretzelStick

The act of having a woman at the end of a pipe and letting your diarrhea fiercely shoot down the pipe either into her mouth or asshole depending on preference.
Guy 1:Yo last night I gave Selena a Chocolate River

Guy2:How'd it go?
Guy1:She wasn't expecting it
by HeavyDutyPretzelStick May 10, 2017
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