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retarded ballerina

as seen in rihanna's video "umbrella" a retarded ballerina is one that tip toes around a stage or any similar flat ground and looks as though they are struggling to survive. The tits of the said ballerina are often long and misshapen best seen in the play Cats (not in the video "umbrella")
Shit son! There's that retarded ballerina again, tiptoeing up to the bus stop...let's kick her toes!

Retarded Pubic Hair 

Pubic hair hat shoots puss when you touch it. It makes the person with it sing bad.
That guy probably has retarded pubic hairs.

Retarded question 

A question that should be so obvious you just seem retarded after you ask it. Or any question that is common sense and you ask the question anyway.
Retarded question example “does the Grand Canyon have water at the bottom

retarded jungle bunny

A stupid bitch who is part black in their soul who doesnt think before he acts or talks and thinks he is part black.
Ramon is a retarded jungle bunny because he doesnt think before he talks or acts. He allows retarded hookers to out smart him! And because he doesnt pulls his pants up and talks G he gets to be a jungle bunny.
retarded jungle bunny by mrsmerri January 6, 2010

retarded policeman 

a retarded mothafucka who doesnt know what the fuck hes doing with yo mamma
hey retarded policeman how are things going

Retarded 9 Year Old 

This funny kid makes the most funniest videoes ever! Search youtube!