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republican chess 

Unlike the dirty liberal game of chess, republican chess is played by only the bestest group of people, American conservatives. Simply it is a game of checkers where double jumping more than two pieces (something a libtard would do) is prohibited. Liberals won't want to play this game as they can't win without cheating.
A- Want to play chess?
B- No, that's a filthy liberal game. Let's play republican chess. It's just like chess except Hillary Clinton won't try to play winner.
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Republicanistan 

Republicanistan: noun. What the United States of America is becoming following the abandonment of democratic ideals in favor of winning by any means necessary by Republican Congressmen and women, causing every branch of government to swear allegiance and loyalty to the executive branch rather than the constitution.
With the nomination and confirmation of Brett Kavanaugh to the Supreme Court, the United States has moved a step closer to becoming Republicanistan, an authoritarian state.
Republicanistan by Doctor_88 October 6, 2018

detroit republican 

A term coined by Congressman Rand Paul during 2016 presidential election. Likely influenced by money manager Mark Spitznagel's comments and essay 'Austrian Detriot.' In the2013 article, Spitznagel talks about Detroit's bankruptcy as caused by city-government financed public debt 'financial instruments.' In these psuedo-financial agreements, bond buyers receive a scheduled return from tax payers choosing to fulfilling obligations their political representatives have unrealistically co-signed them to.

He states this as a positive event that signals that Detroit citizen's dependence on an overgrown parasytic public sector is the root cause of the city's infrastructural woes. The (eventual) natural outcome will be for citizens to recognize that the officials it has been electing have been engaging in unneccessary and maleficial agreements, and that a much smaller government will regenerate, with new, more effective and responsible organization to it.
There's no way Jim's gonna agree to putting that unnessary tax on the working man.Jim's a detroit republican.

Starbucks Republican

Cowardly conservative. Loves American and Constitution yet is scared to talk about it. Worries a few social media friends will be lost over politics or be seen as a redneck. Suspiciously quick and eager to always side with the left on all racial topics. Snobby, has little in common with middle class Republicans. Similar to a RINO, Bush Globalist, Lincoln Project phony Republican.
A Closet Republican and a Starbucks Republican is basically the same thing.

Republicanazi 

1. An insult used by those opposed to the United States's Republican Party suggesting a similarity between it and Adolf Hitler's National Socialist (Nazi) Party.

The word suggests that the target of the insult is representative of the supposedly fascist goals that the insulter believes the two share.

2. If the link between the parties does not apply to the target of the insult or the insulter does not understand the link implied by the origin of the term, then Republicanazi can simply be used as a generic insult for a Republican.
1. He is such a Republicanazi. He wants to <Insert various aspects of the Nazi agenda here>

2. You Republicanazi!

Independent-minded Republican 

1. A fiscal conservative in terms of taxation who accepts others for who they are regardless of similarities in belief systems or social lifestyle choices.

2. A person who prefers a less intrusive or controlling government whenever possible.
As a straight, conservative, Christian woman, I identify myself as an independent-minded Republican. I understand we are all God's children and it is not my place to judge. Jesus was an independent-minded Republican (see the Bible: his actions at the temple (throwing over the table), his interaction with the tax collector and his forgiveness/acceptance/friendship with regard to Mary Magdalene).

republican 

A sad power-hungry baby who hopes that by kissing up to the capitalist billionaire's boots they might someday be a billionaire themselves. They are also largely racist, transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, and misogynistic.
Person A: I'm a republican
Person B: Sorry I'm not friends with people who oppress minorities.
republican by socialist_snowflake September 28, 2020