Reading

You are doing it.

You are a dumbass if you are reading this

by No new name used by anyone els October 9, 2016

Reading Rainbow Tapeline

A point to where a person's tapeline is so messed up it can be anywhere ,hinting to the first part of The Reading Rainbow theme song " I CAN GO ANYWHERE....."

People who dye their tapeline like the colors on a rainbow , Usually on accident.

Jaylon: Nigga you got dat Reading Rainbow Tapeline it's saying " I CAN GO ANYWHERE!!"

Jenny: Uhh DAMN GURL YO GOT GREEN, YELLOW, ORANGE, PURPLE, AND BLUE ON YOUR TAPELINE!

WHAT THE HELL YOU DID MAKE YOURSELF A READING RAINBOW TAPELINE?!

by Grumpy Gril'la November 28, 2016

Reading on

When you can read someone like a book.

Girl 1: "I'm tired of his shit, I'm not gone text him anymore."
Girl 2: "Mmhmm. Bet you text him in the next 10 minutes!"
Girl 1: "Why you reading on me, tho?"

by Gman210 February 10, 2017

redenial

A portmanteau of "redial" and "denial". this word refers to the act of pressing a random button on your phone's keypad to erase the previously-called number from the phone's memory, thus preventing anyone else from using the redial-button to find out what number you last called (extra points if you choose the "#" button for your "sabotaging", since pressing this key merely produces a loud sarcastic-sounding "repeat-beeping" tone that makes the would-be re-dialer feel like he's being upbraidingly mocked for his nosy-inquisitive temerity).

I performed a redenial on my phone before I left for the weekend; my next-door neighbor feeds my cats and goldfish while I'm away, and I do indeed appreciate his assistance --- he's a trifle too curious about my personal business, though, and so I didn't want him to know that I had a new girlfriend.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

Readers Void

After reading an exceptional story a fan will experience a sensation of emptiness that cannot be filled. The only known remedy is time. While not a completely pleasant feeling. It's a signifier that the story just read connected deeply in some way. The bigger the void the bigger the effect the story had on the individual.

Person 1: "I feel sad after reading this book/game/movie."
Person 2: "It's the readers void. It's get's easier if you focus on the next book."

by Valerie Raven November 18, 2018

Redent

An ugly man who prefers to suck cock. Curly haired weirdo!

"Redent left me for a man"
"Why is he so ugly? but he has a big dick!"
"His hair is so big you can hide in it"

by ShakiraSorm February 18, 2019

Reading

staring at a dead tree and hallucinating

dude 1: bro what is bro 3 doing???

dude 2: chill bro he's just reading

dude 3: *continues staring blankly at dead trees bound together with glue onto a plastic spine

by Jimmy hahah March 19, 2019