Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything 

take the top layer of skin off with a knife and pour bleach on it

works for: poison ivy, chiggers, burns, cuts, scrapes, sunburn, chemical burns, AIDS, cancer, etc..

"DUDE! I had some wicked poison ivy, but i used Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything and got rid of it ASAP"

-"I think that chick last night might've had something. My crotch itches like hell."
+"You should try Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything"
-"OW!"

Rash's Patented Quick Fix For Everything by rashakash June 26, 2008

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A sentence used by technicians to test keyboards on computers, due to the fact that it uses all letters in the alphabet.

Client: OMG!! MY keyboard broke!!!
Technician: Calm yourself. Let me check:
*Types* The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
Client: Oh, thank god!!!

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog by RackyRacer July 10, 2016

the Quick Stop 

The convenience store made famous in the Jersey trilogy of films by Kevin Smith. It is the hang out of Jay and Silent Bob and work place of Dante. Next door to the Quick Stop is RST Video where Randal works. It is actually in Leonardo and not Red Bank, which is what many people think.

Dante: I'm stuck in this pit, earning less than slave wages, working on my day off, dealing with every backward fuck on the planet, the goddamn steel shutters are locked all day, I smell like shoe polish, I've got an ex-girlfriend who's catatonic after fucking a dead guy, and my present girlfriend has sucked thirty-six dicks.

Randal: Thirty-seven.

the Quick Stop by Stan, Cody, Ricky, and Alex April 3, 2003

tennessee quick step 

Tennessee Quick Step: a term used by Civil War soldiers for diarrhea. The person afflicted would have to suddenly run or 'quick step' into the woods to take a shit.

Poor Captain Jackson's not much use for fightin' today. He ate some green apples and now he's doin' the Tennessee quick step.

tennessee quick step by 14 op December 19, 2015

Hot apple quick step

The sudden impulse of diarrhea that forces you to get up and sprint to the nearest toilet. Cheeks also might flex and squeeze together to hold back poo. Otherwise known as the 911 poop. Good Luck

"hey hows it goin tim"
"fine and y.... HOLY SHIT ILL BE RIGHT BACK!"
*tim runs to the toilet to have his hot apple quick step*

Hot apple quick step by David Winston May 17, 2011

Ram A Quick One 

To smoke or drink in a hurry because you are leaving your current location. For example, if you want to smoke a cigarette but your friends don't allow you to smoke in their car, you Ram a Quick One. Or, you just ordered a beer at the bar but your driver is ready to go and is leaving, you Ram a Quick One.

"Hold on dude, let me Ram A Quick One before I get in your car."

"Yo girl, we are bouncing outta this bitch. Place is dead."
"Ok, let me Ram A Quick One! "

Ram A Quick One by rythelastman September 25, 2015

Rub a quick one for you brudda 

The sentence is used when you beat off for your friend.

1. person : Damn no one probably beats of to me.
2. person : Hold on let me rub a quick one for you brudda.

By CowBoiBiscuitXD

Rub a quick one for you brudda by CowBoiBiscuitXD October 24, 2022