psychic

someone who "has" the power to "talk to the dead" or to "see visions" or even "predict the future".

psychics, selling you hope at the low price of $499.99 a session

by specialshaman April 24, 2019

Psycho bitch

A girl that is psychotic. She is nasty as fuck. Ugly. And has a chode. She smells like a homeless persons sweaty asshole and pushes her boobs together when she Snapchats her friends boyfriend. She is a dumb friend is a mega skank bitch.

Guy 1: damn that girl Julia stole her ex best friend’s boyfriend
Guy 2: yeah Julia is such a psycho bitch

by yak.lmao October 11, 2019

Psychlorama

A large pictorial representation of a sufferer's inner life, encircling the patient and often having real objects - ie; other people, as a foreground.

No matter how clearly her shrink explained that it was only a Psychlorama, the patient increasingly believed that what she was seeing was the actual world.

by Monkey's Dad October 16, 2019

Psychiatry!

Meaning shit/ crap/ bullshit could also mean yucks/ disgusting.

Psychiatry! That toilet was so full of psychiatry in there.

by Saifull June 13, 2021

psychoanalyzed

Past tense of psychoanalyze: to jump to conclusions, assume you know someone's mind or true motivations with very limited evidence

Mallory: "Then she was like, 'He seriously likes kale? I'm guessing he drives a Prius, too.'"
Mick: "Psychoanalyzed me, eh? What an idiot."

Valerie: "He's always acting like he's smarter than everyone. Talking about what they REALLY think when they do this or that."
Vic: "Yeah, he psychoanalyzed me on day 1. I told him to knock it off or I'd knock him out."

by CharmanderKabobs September 12, 2021

King Psycho

The king of the psychos, duh! Usually found lurking around in places, but can always be found if you really wanna find him. Always looking for love, very friendly, but be careful not to get on his bad side; he has quite a temper.

Oh, hey, look, it's King Psycho. Never thought I'd see him here!

by King_psycho May 19, 2016

psycho

The guy that brings in a knife to school and shows it under the table. He also tends to talk shit.

Me: Hey man where you been?
psycho: Joyridin' with my dad.
Me: Ya...haaaa....
psycho: Just shut it yeah or i'll gash your ears!!! Ahooheer arrr. Meh? Meh? and? sandpit..

by Definitor...unator. November 8, 2004