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proselytute

people of questionable moral character seducing others from sidewalks and street corners for their own evangelization gratification
I can't walk down the street anymore without those overly ambitious proselytutes telling me i'm going to hell
by LazloKaiser April 21, 2025
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Prosecution Bias

A specific form of Accusation Bias where one approaches debate like a prosecutor approaching a defendant—assuming guilt, seeking evidence of wrongdoing, and interpreting all responses through the lens of culpability. Prosecution Bias doesn't seek truth; it seeks conviction. The opponent isn't a fellow seeker; they're the accused. Every statement is scanned for admission of guilt, every question is cross-examination, every response is evidence of something. The bias transforms dialogue into trial—with the prosecutor as judge, jury, and executioner.
"She tried to explain her position, but he just kept asking 'yes or no' questions designed to corner her. Prosecution Bias: not understanding, but convicting. He wasn't there to learn; he was there to win a case. The problem is, she didn't know she was on trial—and he didn't care."
by Dumu The Void March 4, 2026
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Present

When a cat brings another animal home, usually that they're giving you in the hope you'll eat it and thank them.
"Don't let the cat in, she's got a present."
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pronenoun

A "substitute for a person, place, or thing" word dat you utter while stretched out flat on da ground.
Perhaps an example of "pronenouns" would be da wheezing gasping panting sounds --- i.e., "Heeee... sheeee... weeee" --- dat two people would breathlessly be intoning as they were engaged in vigorous missionary-position sex.
by QuacksO0 June 13, 2025
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Presentitute

A person who gives flashy, overhyped presentations purely for personal gain, attention, or profit — often without substance, sincerity, or shame. Will sell out their ideas, values, or coworkers for applause, likes, or a free conference badge.
Friend #1: “Did you see Karen’s ‘thought leadership’ deck at the all-hands?”
Friend #2: “Yeah, it was 40 slides of AI buzzwords and fake humility. She’s a total presentitute.”
by KeynoteKilla July 16, 2025
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Present

I didn't present it as anything.
Hym "I didn't present it as anything and what it was was a set-up. Show me your titties. You've already seen mine. Flash them titties bitch. Filthy and bad!"
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
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Profen

by zoinerkn August 26, 2025
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