Poon Broom

The best porno 'stache that a man can physically grow. It is the highest of the high when it comes to facial hair growth.

Guy#1: "That's a great porno 'stache man!"

Guy#2: "This is no porn 'stache son, this is a Poon Broom! Don't you ever call it a porno 'stache again either or I will stab you in the jaw!"

by TheSigPiJake May 27, 2009

poon shark

A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.

That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.

by Archonoclast January 27, 2008

poon patrol

When someone trolls a common area, typically office environment, chatting up all the cute girls.

Look at Rocco, on poon patrol again - why doesn't he put his cock back in his pants and get some work done already.

by Glory Boy July 24, 2006

Anti-poon

A person who repels the poonani because of sheer gayness and un-coolness.

GUY1 ''Hey how did last night go with that girl?''
GUY2 ''Nah it was shit, I was with Sean, he is the anti-poon''
GUY1 ''Damn might have known you wouldn't have gotten any with that benson there''
GUY2 ''You got that right, he needs to change his strategy, or maybe he should just turn gay, it would certainly go better for him than it is just now''

by Bensonshneeb December 16, 2007

Poon Tang

A slang term for a pussy.-

A girls vagina

by Jon March 18, 2003

poon tang

vagina: pussy, cooter, twat, sex

Yo baby...I gots to have me some of that HOT poon tang!

Dang! Poon Tang!

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Poon Stick

n. a plug (as of cotton) introduced in to a puss to arrest hemmorage or absorb secretions.

Jenny just pulled out a poon stick the size of my fist.

by t-munch August 15, 2003