Xbow Player

Someone who's pride in making clash royale players cry is almost as strong as their desire to suck dicks.

Where did you get so good at riding cock?

Oh I'm an xbow player.

Xbow Player by Crppledizzle December 25, 2021

Bass Sax Player 

Bass Saxophones were the first saxophone ever created. They are typically seen in String Bands composed of Woodwinds and Strings, Saxophone Ensembles and in rare cases Wind Ensembles/Concert Bands. Bass sax players are the more brutal, masculine and stronger saxophone player, being the only ones to be able to lug the monstrosity around. The powder puffs use saxophone stands, the mediocre use harnesses, but the true Manly Men use Neck Straps. There is always a need for Bass Saxophone in any band or orchestra setting. Typically used to replace the Bass Clarinet Player. Bass Sax Players are always known for their massive penis and sexual prowess.

Director: I can never hear all 5 bass clarinets at measure 54.
Alto Sax Player: If we had 1 Bass Sax Player, we could replace all 5 Bass Clarinets!
Director: What a beastly instrument, and so Masculine.
Bass Sax Player: Sup Ladies

Bass Sax Player by A. Bassplayzer May 23, 2011

CD Player 

since they are no longer used thanks to those DAMNED mp3 players, let me give you a breakdown of the now extinct CD Player

before the iPods and Gigabeats existied there was an electronic device which required batteries and played CD's or Compact Discs(round shiny plastic objects that contained music tracks)called a CD player

they were quite big and werent very portable, so they werent purchased a whole lot. sadly, the CD player suffered a quick and silent death in 1999 once MP3 players started to become famous. compact discs are also on the verge of death thanks to napster and limewire

me: i just got a new sony Walkman CD player

you: d00d, CD players are sooooooooooo 1998

CD Player by tha truth teller August 14, 2006

Clarinet Player 

the hottest people alive. Known to be good kissers, and give amazing head. This applies to all people that were ever good at the clarinet, even if they stopped. They're experienced at handling wood.

person 1: yo you got head from that mad hot clarinet player?

person 2: mary? yes! fucking amazing.

Clarinet Player by joegee April 3, 2010

Fortnite Player 

See Virgin

That guy looks like a virgin
Yeah he looks like a Fortnite Player

Fortnite Player by The all knowing god of hentai October 15, 2018

Girl player

A girl that plays wit guys feelings and is usually a player and has 20 guys in her phone. She be playing but never gets hurt cause she thinks Fuck her feelings

Boy: I'm talking to this girl K#$$
Guy friend : damn same

Girl player : DAMN YALL GOT PLAYED (she fucked wit the whole squad)

Girl player by Og_hoe August 26, 2016

Saxophone player 

A person who plays the saxophone. That's it. Jacob.

Woah look at those saxophone players playing the saxophone! Insane!

Saxophone player by Guy who looks like a crouton January 27, 2017