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The art of claiming items in a community fridge by planting a toothpick flag. You may plant it directly into any food item, or tape it to the side of a beverage. Becomes necessary when writing your name in sharpie doesn't cut it.
Once a system of flag planting is in place, you may also use it to claim un-flagged items. They'll learn the necessity of flag planting very quickly.
Once a system of flag planting is in place, you may also use it to claim un-flagged items. They'll learn the necessity of flag planting very quickly.
"Dude, John keeps stealing all my taquitos."
"Did you write your name on them?"
"That's the messed up part man, I did!"
"You better start flag planting."
"I've been forced to start flag planting to keep these savages off my party leftovers."
"Dude, who flag planted my PBJ?"
"That's your own fault, Tim. You know how it works around here."
"Did you write your name on them?"
"That's the messed up part man, I did!"
"You better start flag planting."
"I've been forced to start flag planting to keep these savages off my party leftovers."
"Dude, who flag planted my PBJ?"
"That's your own fault, Tim. You know how it works around here."
by AbunDANt DANger May 5, 2010
Get the Flag Planting mug.suspiciously trying to deceive one or more people in layers of deceit, either on purpose or suspected by someone.
John: Steve is totally acting sus, he knows we suspect him but what if he's trying to look guilty on purpose so we don't think it's him, but then that would be a reason to think it's him.
Hank: I agree, Steve is seriously Playing 5D Chess with us.
Hank: I agree, Steve is seriously Playing 5D Chess with us.
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SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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