5 percenters

A religion that was started in the Bronx, New York, which many rappers belong to. Its teachings require members of this religion to kill 'white devils' (preferably seven of them) because they are evil and subhuman.

I don't give a shit what those ignorant 5 percenters do as long as they're not killing anybody.

by Angelacia July 12, 2007

1 percenter

A club of about 1 percent of the male population, whom of which will actually eat a bleeding pussy.

See that dude over there? He's a 1 percenter!

by NwYkMk July 12, 2006

Three percenters

In Mormon culture there's a general understanding, shared with missionaries during training. Only two percent of missionaries return home and marry the boyfriend or girlfriend they left, while three percent fall in love with one of their same-sex companions. This is mainly shared to put their relationships in perspective and maybe to soften the blow when they almost inevitably find out their SO has moved on sometime in their two years out spreading the gospel.
"Three percenter" is thus used as a perjorative among Mormon missionaries to describe a guy (or gal) who seems a little too happy about spending all their waking hours in the company of their same-sex companion. Given that the Mormon church considers homosexuality a sin, it can be taken or meant as an insult.

I think Elder Johnson and Elder Smith are three percenters. I hope I don't get paired with one of them next!

by CJBrimson January 7, 2021

pervertible

Any small technological object that can be used in a sexual fashion for which it was not initially designed.

What's that noise?

Oh, it's my phone, I was trying it out as a pervertible. It's stuck (a) on vibrate, (b) up my anus.

by Chad Longstaff July 20, 2008

Pervertable

Used to describe something you can base a perverted joke upon.

Dean: Wanna grab a bite?
Alex: Sure! I ate nothing but a freshly tossed bowl of salad, some milk, and a banana.
Dean: is it just me or are they all pervertable?
Alex:.....I hate you!

by Dean Tee December 17, 2011

Public Pervert

A person that commits a lewd act in a public place. Panty-stealing, vampiric gothtards are the most widely recognized Public Perverts.

Girl 1: Wow, there's a creepy vampiric gothtard wanking off to a pair of panties in the library.
Girl 2: I know. That's Carlos D.
Girl 1: Wow, that Carlos D. is a Public Pervert.

by wtfcarlito July 24, 2008

Pervert prophecy

A prophecy made by a man that had a near death experence that in the future all the lower classes in society and a large part of the rest of society will become "perveted" and obsessed with sex based on the information he brought back from the afterlife.

Do you believe in the pervert prophecy?

by Deep blue 2012 January 2, 2010