pee pee wad

What comes out of a prepubescent child when he attempts to masturbate.

When I was 7 I jerked off but all that came out was a little pee pee wad.

by Red D March 19, 2008

pee-mail

(noun) a text message or email sent from your workplace bathroom because policy dictates you may not do so on company time.

the boss is breathing down my neck, so i'll send you a pee-mail when i get the chance

by office jester April 1, 2009

Pee Pee Cuffer

Guy who cannot let go of his penis. aka chronic masterbater.

Bobby Belley is such a pee pee cuffer!!!

by lockalocka May 20, 2011

Pee Sweat

When one holds in their urine so long that one's body soaks it up, and it consequently emerges in the form as bodily sweat.

"I waited in the bathroom line for so long that I pee sweated all over my new sweater."

by Mrs. M. Nuckolls December 7, 2011

Pee my Pants

When you pee in your pants from inconcience, sneezing, holding too long, or purposely pee yourself.
To pee yourself.

The girl slowly peed her pants while waiting in line for the bathroom

I am seriously about to pee my pants.

by Vocabnerd March 9, 2019

pee sandwich

When your hands are so dirty going into the bathroom, you have to wash your hands first, then go to the bathroom (usually urination), then wash your hands afterwords.

After his work on the construction site, Mark had to take a pee sandwich.

by O.D.Bat. January 1, 2009

pee shudder

To tremble with a sudden convulsive movement while peeing, as from horror, fear, or cold.

Dude while I was in the bathroom I heard some guy have a pee shudder. He was like abluhbluhblhuh..

by general crakk February 2, 2009