Queef Patrol (QP)

patrols queefing. an organization that looks for and eradicates dumb bitches (db's). moderates use and meaning of the word queef

me: hey are you on Queef Patrol (QP) tonight?
ashton kutcher: yeah let's go get some dbs.

by QP123 July 7, 2011

QT Patootie

Glimmer#11361

Glimmer is such a QT Patootie. Glimmer#11361

by HxC FTW May 14, 2017

Armored Patrol

A game on the online gaming platform Roblox where you use military vehicles such as the UH-1H Huey and tanks from the 1940s during WWII and present times to combat the enemy team and capture three points placed randomly around the map. Probably the most annoying part of the game are its server shutdowns to clear lag. These warnings and shutdowns happen randomly. Although this is uncommon, you may see people building "flying fortresses" and/or extra armored ground vehicles with the build tool. Mostly done on helicopters such as Chinooks and Hueys, these can be very hard and annoying to take down if armed with anti-tank and anti-air artillery and/or if they have thick armor walls. Once a flying fortress is downed, the server may turn into a fight for the downed fortress.

Player 1: Hey, have you played Armored Patrol?
Player 2: Yes, it's fun when you build what looks like an AC-130 gunship and completely destroy the other team.
Player 1: Maybe I should try that...

by table fan November 27, 2021

patooty fanooty

a secret password of sorts that one can only say when they are the coolest of the cool. this word has no actual meaning its rather a phrase of euphioria someone screams out if they are like having an orgasim or something.

ariana: omg last night i had some tantric sex
nina: patooty fanooty you little devil!!!
ariana: you took the words right out of my mouth bitch

by larryfona November 3, 2009

Patoon

A word of expression used when someone else says exactly what you are thinking.

Emily: No matter how much I study I always seem to do poorly on my tests.

John: Patoon!!

by lee.eem January 7, 2017

Boner patrol

A lone slob whore or group of slobby whores who look for some dick

Oh shit run it's the boner patrol!

Thank God we escaped the boner patrol they almost gave us s.t.d's!

by Your moms ass! June 7, 2019

poop hole patrol

The origins of this saying came from when Ben was a child and used to get raped by big burly men from Russia for sex tapes that were distrubited to retarded people so they knew how NOT to make love

It is shown in a certain Ben who's cock is brown from all the times he's given it. His back is bent because he likes to take it in the poop shoot at least 7 times a day

by Rob October 19, 2004