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octopus parent

a parent who is always doing everything at the same time. seeing to multiple children's needs at once
by themadsinger April 13, 2022
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(Nonbinary) Parent's Day

AUGUST 1ST
like mother's/father's day,

but for nonbinary parents

(or *accepting* parents of enby kids).
(August 1st): "Happy (Nonbinary) Parent's Day, you wonderful people!!!"
by EarthlingBeing May 8, 2022
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Skeptic Parent Energy

The energy given off by a dismissive parent who is skeptical about something their child has experienced.
Curtis told his friend that his mom had skeptic parent energy when he said he saw a ghost.
by Eagles44 August 30, 2022
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Elastic Parent

A parent who is adequately chill, accepts you and gives you freedom to live your own life. Trusts you, knows you make the right choices and the child-parent trust will not be betrayed. Elastic Parents stretch further with age, in fact as the child grows up the more elastic their grasp becomes.
*Two friends talking to each other*

"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."
by Shitabelle November 13, 2022
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asianicus parenticus

common domesticated, asian parental creatures commonly found in the asian subcontinent who tend to speak seven decibels higher than normal when yelling (at you) because something happened to your grades).
"Let's go to your house instead because mine has a bad case of asianic parenticus."

"I feel bad for the kid next door, they have asianicus parenticuses"
by fing ringer March 10, 2023
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Asian Parents

No matter what you do, no matter what you achieve, to Asian parents, you will always be a fucking disappointment.
Asian Parents be like:

Mountains, Sky, Animals, Creatures, all beautiful (The A's in my report card)

The description of the thing (The one B)

The Asian parents: *Intensely reading the description*
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb October 31, 2023
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Killing Bruce Wayne's parents.

The modern way of saying "Beating a dead horse."

To waste time doing or explaining something that has already been done to death.
Man, we get it. You want people to like your band's facebook page. You don't need to post the link on your wall every two days. Stop Killing Bruce Wayne's Parents.
by mike.i.am November 13, 2014
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