In the board game Monopoly when you are at jail and try to get the free parking but missing it. You end up landing on go to jail sending you to the beginning of the process. This will continue until you eventually hit free parking getting all the money in the pot.
Anton- YES!!! I finally got free parking $800 from the pot coming my way!
Dave- Dam bro it took 3 tries but yeah you got it.
Mitch- what ever dude I don't care, but ive never seen some roll the exact same 2 rolls THREE TIMES!!!
Dave-We should call this something. How about the Steiger Paradox.
Anton- Haha perfect sounds suitable.
Dave- Dam bro it took 3 tries but yeah you got it.
Mitch- what ever dude I don't care, but ive never seen some roll the exact same 2 rolls THREE TIMES!!!
Dave-We should call this something. How about the Steiger Paradox.
Anton- Haha perfect sounds suitable.
by The lil nazi bear that could February 25, 2011
Get the Steiger Paradoxmug. You've just found out that one of your senior teachers will appear on Eastenders, and will be mugged close to 30 seconds after their first appearance. You then realise it was the teacher of whom was dishonourably discharged from the Army due to allegations of larceny.
What a to-do to die today, at a minute or two to two;
A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do.
For they'll beat a tattoo, at twenty to two
A rat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tattoo
And a dragon will come when he hears the drum,
At a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.
That's a paradox innit!
Infamy Infamy, they've all got it in for me.
A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do.
For they'll beat a tattoo, at twenty to two
A rat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tattoo
And a dragon will come when he hears the drum,
At a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.
That's a paradox innit!
Infamy Infamy, they've all got it in for me.
by urbanparadox May 21, 2021
Get the Paradoxmug. The act of committing a crime knowing full well you are in the wrong however, doing so regardless because of your addiction to committing said crime but eventually, when you are caught for the aforementioned crime you attempt to disparage the crime which leads to you believing the crime was justified despite formally understanding that that was not the case.
Adrian tried to disparage the acts committed against his Brazilian friend despite knowing that his actions were iniquitous; It seems he is trapped in the Lawrencian Paradox
by Adrian Lion March 20, 2024
Get the Lawrencian Paradoxmug. by CkuhickenJ September 2, 2023
Get the The Inferno Paradoxmug. “This song sounds an awful lot like Crocodile Rock…”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”
“It’s an Elton John song, of course it does! You’ve never heard of the ‘Crocodile Rock Paradox’?”
by Matty Booboo July 24, 2022
Get the Crocodile Rock Paradoxmug. The 968 Paradox.
The 968 Paradox originates from the devil’s number "666" and resembles how the opposite of it "999" (the positive) and itself come together (when overlapped) to create “8” : the number of infinity as respected in many cultures worldwide. The 968 Paradox represents the paradoxical nature of positivity and negativity, and how they provoke and complete each other in the universal balance of life.
The 968 Paradox originates from the devil’s number "666" and resembles how the opposite of it "999" (the positive) and itself come together (when overlapped) to create “8” : the number of infinity as respected in many cultures worldwide. The 968 Paradox represents the paradoxical nature of positivity and negativity, and how they provoke and complete each other in the universal balance of life.
"My 'demons' started catching up with me when I realised I fell in love with you, feels like the 968 paradox."
by VBVJ June 10, 2023
Get the The 968 Paradoxmug. A phrase used to describe when someone you know ghosts you or disappears from your life.
It can also be used when someone stops talking to you mid-conversation and vanishes for long periods of time without an explanation given to you before or after.
The joke is that they were met with an extinction event that they couldn't survive through and now do not exist.
It can also be used when someone stops talking to you mid-conversation and vanishes for long periods of time without an explanation given to you before or after.
The joke is that they were met with an extinction event that they couldn't survive through and now do not exist.
Thespy: Shit, where the fuck did Nick go?
Caribou: I have no idea, The Fermi Paradox got them.
Thespy: The extinction event is real.
Caribou: I have no idea, The Fermi Paradox got them.
Thespy: The extinction event is real.
by InfinitelyTheWorst August 21, 2024
Get the The Fermi Paradox got themmug.