When you repeatedly find yourself opening and staring blankly into your fridge at regular intervals without cause. It's a prime indicator of needing to either re-evaluate your purpose of existence, or go get some more groceries.
Mike: "Hey, you wanna go play Smash Bros?"
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."
John: *opens and stares into his fridge*
Mike: "...bro you really gotta fix that fridge opening syndrome and find a hobby."
by Nick-Nac June 11, 2011
Loli: Onii-chan, what is this white liquid in my pee hole?
FBI: *thump* *thump* *thump* FBI OPEN UP! *doors and windows blow up and rifles get fired rapidly*
FBI: *thump* *thump* *thump* FBI OPEN UP! *doors and windows blow up and rifles get fired rapidly*
by someunfunnyguy69 July 24, 2018
The fear of a post COIVD-19 world as shut-downs are ended, and we have to be with people again.
Also known as Re-entry Anxiety, and Post-COVID Stress
Also known as Re-entry Anxiety, and Post-COVID Stress
The thought of a world without social distancing is giving me nightmares and re-opening anxiety. How I hope hope hope we don't have to go back to things like shaking dirty hands!
by JaneGordon.com May 08, 2021
used to say that it's better not to ruminate on something as it will only trigger the process of self-loathing
by Catchmedoingthat July 05, 2016
by 93DIVISION January 16, 2009
Open Your Purse is a phrase that took its relevancy around May 2020 during the Coronavirus pandemic and the rise of civil unrest in the U.S because it put celebrities and blue tick approved "influencers" in check. It emphasizes that their money only matters when it's being donated to actually help others because their sappy "wE nEEd mOre lOvE" and "eVerYonE sTay sAfE" posts were not helping infected, the arrested, protesters nor front line medical workers".
Gerard Way (who wrote the song "Teenagers" in a matter of minutes while on a subway) : I could start by saying I have needed time to think, to explain away the days (4) of silence. I could say there are no words, or that I don’t know how to begin —
Fan 1: Open your purse
Fan 2: Yeah, I lost my job due to this pandemic and your words ain't cutting it. Open your wallet.
Fan 3: OPEN YOUR PURSE
Fan 1: Open your purse
Fan 2: Yeah, I lost my job due to this pandemic and your words ain't cutting it. Open your wallet.
Fan 3: OPEN YOUR PURSE
by VeeVeeVroom June 04, 2020
When in the process of giving oral sex to a male, a finger is forcefully jammed into the receiver's rectum without prior knowledge.
When Biggie G was blowing Johnnie B, he decided to surprise him with a Turkish Eye Opener to get him to cum quicker. Johnnie B screamed with delight after the initial shock.
by Marty D January 02, 2007