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28 ounces

The state of Massechusets.

The average shit has a mass of 14 ounces. 28 ounces is the mass of two shits.
Man 1: Hey, where you from man?
Man 2: 28 ounces.
by ShadDynasty September 24, 2024
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Kay'ónce

you struggled through a time I'm life that seemed to be pure chaos but you made it through it and was shaped so beautifully by it. chaos, Kayhaos, Kay'Ónce
by MoonChildIndigo August 13, 2025
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Half Ounce

Never leave the ounce half full
Big Ounce: Hey what happened to Half Ounce
Small Ounce: I heard he half empty
by Bihh Unce August 18, 2025
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live for once

A person with a narcissistic behavior mentality who has NOTHING to offer you but humiliation, laughter behind your back, discussions you've had with them privately are discussed with others, accuses you of doing things when you're not doing, and this narcissistic person is 100% insecure in themself.

Do not confront them about their behavior; YOU and they KNOW what's really going on---we all grown.

Once your INSTINCTS (i.e. your BOUNDARIES are CROSSED--no matter HOW small the boundary is) tells you to RUN---RUN and DON'T look back. Once you allow them to GET away with THIS...now they'll try for THAT and before you know it---your SELF-ESTEEM is being run over! Don't let it HAPPEN!

You are BETTER than to have to THURST for attention. Flip them off PROUDLY!!
a. Someone who sees you are happy with yourself/in yourself (whether you're SINGLE or MARRIED) and then tries to convince you that there's more to life than the person you're with (SINGLE or MARRIED).

b. Once they lower you to their level of manipulation---they IGNORE you (i.e. all CONTACT stops).

c. Run...what run when you hear the phrase "live for once" and don't look back.

d. Remember this---You are fine! When you hear the phrase "LIVE FOR ONCE!" You tell them "....and just keep enjoying the view of it"

---because they will NEVER have you and by the way; tell them to go find a small ROCK and CRAWL under it!

e. Gird your loins because you should not FALL for their stronghold (selfish tactics to have their way with you).

f. Don't do it.
by Redeemed October 16, 2013
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Bounce to ounce ratio

The ratio between the size (or weight) of breasts and the level of bounce during walking or a light jog
Did you see that? Lorenzo's new girlfriend has an unbelievable bounce to ounce ratio!
by Pygmy Hunter June 11, 2017
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low key an ounce

Those two guys over there are low key an ounce
by Danbhap February 12, 2018
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i said a cuss once

When one is saying a cuss and the sudden action of peepee falling off soon commences. It is fatal for a peepee to fall off so do not cuss
Aiden: HECK
*his peepee falls off*
Aiden: I SAID A CUSS ONCE AND MY PEEPEE FELL OF
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