Bloomin' Onion

When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces.

Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.

by danns March 6, 2013

Onikazejin

An American Gamer whose name means "Those who act like demons" in the literal translation of the word. He plays off the Playstation network, and is a proficient FPS player. He also enjoys RPG's and Strategies, etc.

He has various nicknames for parts of his name such as "Oni" and "Jin," as Onikazejin is hard to pronounce, apparently. (O-nee-kah-zay-g-een)

He is also:
A) An American who frequently talks to Aussies on IM using his I-pod.

B) Thinks he is Japanese but really isn't.

C) Pwning RIGHT NOW!

D) Extremely vain. He wrote this himself.

Gamer 1: Hey, did you hear? Oni was up until 3:00 in the morning talking to Raz!

Gamer 2: I don't really care now! He just pwned my ass in Battlefield: Bad Company!

Gamer 3: Why is Onikazejin so hard to pronounce?!

by Onikazejin December 12, 2009

Onion dick

A condition where ones dick stinks so badly can bring a tear to the eyes of ones lover on in a confined space ones self.

"after a hard days labor in this heat probably got onion dick going on"

by Travis thunder March 20, 2012

Captain Onishima

Captain of the police crew on the Sega Dreamcast game Jet Grind Radio; a total jive turkey. Noted for his shortness, his funky hair/five o' clock shadow, and his determination to bring you down. An interesting cross between Dragnet and Dirty Harry.

Captain Onishima's motto is, "I'm the judge and the jury and I'm gonna send you down the river!". Pssh.

by Tendo Queen July 23, 2005

The onion router

Otherwise known as the TOR browser, a browser for you to surf the amazing cyberspace. It is much faster than Netscape. Do cool things with it like hire somebody to kill another, watch somebody be murdered, or buy heroin from the silk road. An amazing array of things you can do with the wacky web!

I just sold an exclusive machine gun for only the army, then filled a tranquilizer with syringes of illegal durgs on the onion router!

by pill_dickle June 17, 2018

make an onion cry

A descriptive phrase for someone that is incredibly ugly.

"That girl is so ugly she would make an onion cry!"

by paddywan October 18, 2009

horse onion

an especially large dingleberry hanging from the arse of a man, makes one cry.

mate! check out my horse onions, wanna touch them a little bit? maybe? yeah?

by cheeto dust 01 April 17, 2018