When your sick significant other drinks out of your drink, not once, but twice, leaving a slippery salty present inside your drink
by Fivetimesmike January 16, 2023
Get the double oystered mug.When an individual has Friday through Sunday off. Thursday practically ends up being Friday itself. Therefore changing Thursday to Double Friday.
And then God said on the fourth day "I shall name this day Thursday! Unless you don't have work Friday through Sunday then it shall be named Double Friday! The greatest day of all time!"
by Kermit The Froggg August 9, 2012
Get the Double Friday mug.When your period is so late that you have it while you’re having your next period causing it to be twice as bad
by TheFrenchDuck February 14, 2021
Get the Double period mug.The "Double Pussyjob" is a non-penetrative sexual practice that combines the pussyjob, the tribadism and the threesome.
The man's member is clamped between two of the women's vulvae to experience sexual stimulation through friction.
It seems to happen more often in hentai than in reality, because in reality this practice turns out to be difficult - though not impossible.
The man's member is clamped between two of the women's vulvae to experience sexual stimulation through friction.
It seems to happen more often in hentai than in reality, because in reality this practice turns out to be difficult - though not impossible.
by adh3d October 26, 2022
Get the Double Pussyjob mug.Kyle:Hi um how are you doing Jessica?
Kyle:*Farts and burps*
Jessica:Ew get away! I can't be noticed with anyone who does a zippy double.
Kyle:*Farts and burps*
Jessica:Ew get away! I can't be noticed with anyone who does a zippy double.
by Adamgogle Uknownothing July 10, 2014
Get the Zippy Double mug.Jerry went to help Red and did not expect to get a rhino punch from her while he was getting double doinkered.
by Hammerhead250 November 8, 2020
Get the Double doinkered mug.when a person releases air from two regions of their body at the same time. just a few possible combinations: coughing/farting, sneezing/farting.
man i was at my boy dizzy's house and that foo was takin a huge shit when he double barked.
person 1: hey, are you friends with kaitlyn?
person 2: hell no we used to hang out, but she'd hold them farts in and she'd always end up double barking
person 1: hey, are you friends with kaitlyn?
person 2: hell no we used to hang out, but she'd hold them farts in and she'd always end up double barking
by dirtee eazy December 30, 2009
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