offertunity

a blend of opportunity and offer usable in promotional advertising.we haven't yet used the word.

xyz store's unique offertunity.
come.make the best use of it.

by unoriter August 11, 2009

bribery offer

in times of bradvoidence a bribery offer is neccessary to intervene in group sessions. offers include food, entertainment, or various forms of contraband. items are consumed although known to leave a bitter taste

Noid - quick turn out the light its bradvoidence!
*door opens*
*foug enters*
foug - come on in brad
brad - I brought chocolates
Noid - hits unpause on nhl and shakes head

by foug January 11, 2005

zone offense

A strategy employed by a group of males at a crowded bar. Members of the group strategically disperse themselves around the bar to pick up females in their particular vicinity.

I got two phone numbers during our zone offense last night.

by T.I.S.F February 10, 2008

jack-offery

an action that consists solely off perpetuating the grandiosity off the people involved.

The last Oscars was once again just one huge jack-offery.

by rorschachxp February 28, 2011

question offended

refers to some1 who gets offended when asked something not worth getting mad about.

person 1: hey, how are you 2day?

person 2: (rude tone) how do you think i am.

person 1: leaves, sees his neighboor "person 2 is so question offended"

by tennis4356 August 31, 2011

Visually Offensive

Visually Offensive

somebody who is extremely ugly like max porteous and also has no life, or has very low social standards

him:west, check out that guy over there

other guy:eew ow west hes visually offensive, get me a bucket

him:should we hittem ow west

other guy: ye west

by westwestwest December 18, 2012

non-offensive swears

cool if used to good efect...lets face it there is somthing that makes go yiff yourself sound dityer than go fuck yourself usualy however its just somthing people say when they are around people they dont feel comfortable swearing around...say your girl friends parents or somthing

also used in great effect in father ted where all that was required was an accent and they could cuss as much as they liked without being restricted in when they showed theyer program

spooge monkey

yiff off

pig grabber

by ice elemental January 18, 2004