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Noah

A really nice person who is kind hearted and likes to fuck a lot preferably Asians.
Hey Noah, I'm glad you're back!
by ItzRemyyYT February 22, 2021
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nasty noah's ark

When someone is passed out on the bathroom toilet everyone in the house jerks off on his face. After group ejaculation is complete a jar of olives is dumped on the victims face representing the olive branch in the noahs ark fable. To simulate the biblical flood the tub is plugged and ran on full as well as the tiolet made to overflow. When the victim realizes his demise he is laughed at and dubbed noah for the remainder of his life. If pets are present in the house they are all locked in the bathroom with the flood.
Willy passed out at the party last night and everyone there pulled the old "nasty noah's ark" on him. We all laughed and started calling him noah.
by Josh sindermann March 24, 2008
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Noah

The name of a simp
Noah: Hey how you doing boys
The boys: Go away you simp
by TheSimpHunter May 1, 2020
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Noah

Bro that nigga Noah tried to kiss me he is mad gay
by No and yes March 13, 2020
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Noah

A pimp that stacks mad cash and makes it rain on hoes while they make their booty clap. He's often clownin' dime piece bitches, smokin' some super chronic, and/or droppin' mad loot on designer shit(minimum of 25,000). And he is most likely fuckin' your mom and/or your sister. And your baby's momma always tryin' to tie him down, but she ain't nothing but a piece of ass to him. But you can't ever see him cuz there's too much money in the way....
Stripper Bitch: Did you see that Noah boy throwin' that money and smellin' like straight hydro?
by Atlantis Ruin October 16, 2014
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Noah Cyrus

Noah Cyrus is Miley Cyrus' younger sister. Noah has had small extra roles on Hannah Montana and will be doing the voice of a character along with Frankie Jonas in a new animated movie. She resembles Miley quite a bit; and the two sisters have a good relationship.
Person #1:Hey, who is Noah Cyrus?
Person #2: Oh, that's mileys little sis. She was in Hannah Montana. I think she played a little girl in the episodes, achey jakey heart and its a mannequins world.
Person#1:ohh..
by mileyfan1029384756 August 27, 2009
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noah's mom

That sexy piece of flesh that everyone screws all night.
I got all in noah's mom last night. OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!
by Josh February 3, 2004
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