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I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.
Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.
by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009
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by PixelPlazmaa January 31, 2021
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String-Tashed

when someone is heavily under the influence of alcohol, and starts acting rather crazily, reminiscent of someone with a screw loose.
Awww mate I was so string-tashed last night I tobogganed my bird down the stairs.
by Stringy-T October 13, 2008
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Invisible string theory

The theory that everyone, everywhere, in the world is somehow connected by an “invisible string”, particularly lovers.

This theory is inspired by the Taylor Swift song “invisible string”, in which she describes the ways her and her lover were connected before they even met.
Person A: I found my current boyfriend in the background of one of the photos I took in 2013!
Person B: Wow! What a coincidence!
Person C: Actually, that’s the invisible string theory. Y’all are soulmates
by Jessienewyorknanny January 26, 2024
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G-string it

pulling your underwear up into your ass crack to fully expose both buttcheeks,

alternative: g-stringing it
"You don't have to pull your pants down to show us your ass pimple, just g-string it!"
"I got a sick butt tattoo, I'll g-string it"
by hamptonroomies May 15, 2024
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Worm On A String

A godly being. above everyone on earth, but very considerate. worms are very nice and kind and require headpats every day.

take good care of your worms :)
Person 1: Wow! Is that a Worm On A String?
Person 2: Yes! I love them very much. would you like to give them headpats?
by lavenderberry February 19, 2021
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Search String Attempt

The act of using a search engine to find specifically what one is looking for. If the search string is vague it may require multiple attempts with various other search strings.
"It took me 15 freakin search string attempts to find the doco i saw 3 years ago!"
by Richie De Bauchery September 21, 2016
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