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colin murphy

A homo-sexual bicurious man who has never ever been within several feet of a woman. He fears them as if he were a mouse and a cat was after them. His little brother is 2 years younger and tapped 50,000 more women than him.
What a "Colin Murphy," EWWW!!! He doesnt even like woman and he uses CEDAFIL!!!!!
by AsSHOLee4454 November 17, 2009
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James Murphy

A extremly awsome HRHS student athlete that has lots of friends and the best gf ever. He is dominant in everthing he does.
James Murphy play 3 sports for his school
by Mr. Murphy(The Awsome one) January 1, 2012
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seamus murphy

Seamus Murphy a Spanish cunt that claims he is actually Irish, but he is lying. Loves soccer, actually isn't that bad. But still to shit to play for a national country. A Seamus can be given commands, like a program but be careful because if you give to many commands at once he will tell you to get Fucked. A Seamus Murphy can be a good friend although his Spanish background will piss you off and also eventually, you may want to kill him but you wont. OR WILL YOU. A Seamus can be a nice reliable friend who's greatest enemy is Naruto and people that say soccer is shit. A Seamus is cool fun but also a dick .
He is really shit at physics and thinks he can do french but he is really shit. Tells everyone that he is good at math but that is bull shit. If you come across a Seamus Murphy in the wild BEWARE they are bullshit artists and can be a pain in the ass unless trained well.
Remember a Seamus Murphy is...
- A good Friend
- Really shit at Physics, Math Physics and any form of engineering.
- Can sometimes be a really annoying dick.
- Is Spanish but tells people he is Irish. (Remember Spanish people are some time big dicks and steal shit)

- ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS
by BYRNZZzY June 26, 2014
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Dirty Murphy

The act of pouring Guiness in a woman's ass, and then drinking it with a straw.
I got drunk last night on a couple of dirty murphy's!
by Crickett6969 February 11, 2008
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The Murphy

A sex move involving 2 guys a dead person and a ladder where one person is having sex with the dead person whale the other jumps of the ladder on to the dead person making guts go everywhere. This results in extra pleasure
Dan: Hey Mike why do you have all have all those dead person guts all over you?
Mike: Last night me and Marcus went to the graveyard and did The Murphy to Sally's dead body and because i won rock paper scissors Marcus had to jump.
by Dan the Man Sanderfield January 31, 2008
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Jesus murphy

A character in "The Heretic," a one-man show by Christian Conner.
"Jesus Murphy, evangelical atheist"
-"The Heretic" by Christian O'Conner
by Tristan October 22, 2003
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Jack Murphy

An absolute dickhead, bullys kids with tourettes and hands out detentions when he feels bullied.
e.g. fuckwit1 "Hey bro, why u down?"

fuckwit2 "I have Jack Murphy as a teacher"

fuckwit1 " You want some mental support bro?"
by HARVEYWIENSTIENISBLIND September 15, 2021
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