Munt

Man Cunt

My boss is a total munt

by dgb13101 January 22, 2015

munt

A male cunt

That guy who has the spray on tan and waxed chest is such a munt.

by Charmily January 27, 2015

Munt facial

When you smear the vaginal juices from munting on your face, leave it on for one night.
Then wait till it dries and ask for a kiss.(not that anyone would kiss you)

"john gave me a munt facial the other night and sara kissed me."

by xXxScrubLordxXx February 4, 2015

Munt Moot

When ones moot is so munted that it is unattractive to the opposite species. The munt moot usually looks quite flappy and very much loose.

"Jenny told me that you have a munt moot!"

by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014

munt flusher

- an makeshift enema that is created on the spot in order to wash one's munt (asshold) out before anal sex.

derived from
munt ass
flusher - something that flushes (via water)

munt flusher - a device that washes one's asshole

could be a soda bottle, shower wand, etc

"So i was at this trick's house last night and he was desperate to fuck me. So I jumped in his shower and made a munt flusher out of his shower wand. bahaha."

by freddyfunk September 15, 2014

Munson Face

The face you make when you eat something gross for the first time.

She made the funniest munson face when she ate an oyster for the first time.

by Eric Huxley September 27, 2014

munt

The fusion of two words "mother" and "cunt" used to describe a mother's vagina that has managed to some how stay in excellent condition despite giving birth to multiple children.

"Hey ladies, have you seen Jenny's munt? I can't believe she pushed 4 children out of that thing!"

by quagmire's dad March 31, 2015