Victim: "Are you going to kill me?"
Serial Killer: "Hang on, I need to put my Doc Martens on first."
Victim: "Oh."
Serial Killer: "Hang on, I need to put my Doc Martens on first."
Victim: "Oh."
by Poop001 September 28, 2009
Get the Doc Martens mug.An actual queen who has an amazing fashion sense. And is beautiful inside and out! She's always up for hanging out with friends and also loves just having fun! But sometimes she can be in for trouble as well. She can have as many friends as she wants but prefers to have a few really close friends and has everyone else in the friend zone. Martha will do everything with her best friends! She's also the most amazing and pretty girl you can ever meet! So if you have a martha in your life you are really lucky!
Teacher: martha will you mills go and get some glitter please?
Martha: sure miss!
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Friend: wanna sneak inside?
Martha: of course!
Martha: sure miss!
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Friend: wanna sneak inside?
Martha: of course!
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Martha is a funny girl. She is very dirty minded but very hilarious. You guys need a martha in your life. She is also very rude. She will try to hurt you if you get on her nerves. She is going to kill me.
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Get the Wal Mart mug.Atlanta's heavy rail transit system that is underfunded to keep "those people" out of the white sparwlburbs.
I hate seeing MARTA trains zip by on 400 while stuck in traffic during my two hour commute home to Woodstock.
by Jason June 19, 2004
Get the MARTA mug.One of just about EVERY food item found in the FREEZER of their distribution system, along with Donuts (Yeah, "Made fresh daily"...somewhere else.
An item put on a shelf of Wal-Mart by not-really bakers, just inventory stockers with a hair net and apron.
An item put on a shelf of Wal-Mart by not-really bakers, just inventory stockers with a hair net and apron.
Hey Jim, I was orderfilling in the freezer the other day and a box fell over. Glazed donuts fell out of it. I also saw a box with "Wal-Mart cake" written on it. Why do the store displays have "Made fresh daily" on it?
Jim: That's not my department.
Oh. Can I take a break? My feet are numb from the -20 degree environment I work in 10-12 hours a day.
Jim: I'll ask my manager, but until then, get back to work.
Jim: That's not my department.
Oh. Can I take a break? My feet are numb from the -20 degree environment I work in 10-12 hours a day.
Jim: I'll ask my manager, but until then, get back to work.
by adamlesh April 25, 2009
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Man, that Mexican food upset my stomach so bad that I couldn't make it home and I had to take a K-Mart shit.
by farmermanjim August 28, 2010
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