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thot mouth

When your mouth opens wide. Mostly caused by sucking dick.
I'm gonna holla at her! She got that thot mouth!
by amai July 22, 2015
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Chef's Mouth

A term for someone who often swears profusely, uses vain or foul terminology, and inserts the "fuck" word into his syntax as often as possible. This results due to his/her immersion in a professional kitchen environment. Similar to "swearing like a sailor", "truckers mouth", "swear like a trucker", etc...
What the fuck Chuck? Hustle your sweet fuckin tits with that filet or I'll be on your lush ass like a priest on a fucking altar boy! Fucking MOVE asshole!
Jane never swore until she became a line cook. Now, after 2 years in the kitchen, she often calls her best friend a slack jawed fuck bag. Jane knows she has a classic case of "Chef's Mouth".
by inthekitchenbitchin August 6, 2010
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mouth mixer

A potent alcoholic beverage served by directly pouring seperate components into the recipient's open mouth, thereby eliminating the need for glassware and ensuring immediate intoxication. A popular combination is Baccardi 151 Rum and Coke. A spew rag should always be kept nearby.
Dude, we did so many mouth mixers at Dave's last night, I blew chunks for two days.
by ted December 8, 2004
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penis mouth

When a girl is done giving you a blowjob. She now has penis mouth.
ewww i don't wanna kiss you, you have penis mouth.
by The inventor123 May 27, 2006
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boot mouth

a person that talks so much that it reminds you of an old cowboy boot that has come apart on the toe and just flaps in the wind
she talks so much and don't say anything! She rinds me of an old tall cowboy boot that has come apart at the end and just flaps in the wind ...She got the boot mouth, talkin a lot and ain't sayin nothin
by V&V January 31, 2015
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mouth boner

A shit eating uncontrollable grin. It is best explained by the guy in the Disarono commercial after seeing the chick deep throat the ice cube.
Did you see the mouth boner on Brent's face when he was watching the Jude Law movie?
by Ill mon May 6, 2007
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Goal Mouth

Goal Mouth is a malady suffered by soccer fans and is characterized by sore jaw, stiff tongue and raspy throat.

When there is a close shot, or an acrobatic save or, especially, a goal scored, fans go crazy. They abruptly open their mouths which strains the mandible. The noise made, harshens the vocal chords and the back of the throat. The ululation of the sound constantly strains the tongue muscle, resulting in Goal Mouth.
“I sure will be glad when this World Cup is over. There have been so many good games, I’ve had Goal Mouth for more than three weeks.”
by PicklingTheBeast July 10, 2010
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