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mooking

Dam mikey is mooking hard. what a mooker.
by snotby boby October 17, 2008
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morning sex

the morning after having sex with the person you love. The girl should wake up before the boy and she should get between his legs and swirl her tongue around his cock until it's hard. then suck on him until he wakes up and when he wakes up the girl should sit on his cock, while it's pushed inside of her pussy then fuck him softly while he lays there in a daze of the night before.
I woke up to my girl blowing me, she so wanted morning sex
by mohymohymohymohymohy November 11, 2013
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junkies in the morning

a group of guys that do an awesome and funny talkshow on the radio.....
i listend to the junkies from 6 - 10 on 99.1 whfs.....
by josh slipsour July 3, 2003
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Moaning

You don’t believe in God! I don’t believe in luck! They don’t believe us, but I believe we’re the enemy! Uh uh uh uh uh

Hey, Jerrel what’s that song that has Gerard Way moaning in it?
Oh, Gerald it’s DESTROYA.
by Prince Gayngel January 15, 2021
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Good Morning America

A Good Morning America is an alcoholic beverage, invented by two Kettering University students in 2010, and so named because of its resemblance to a Screwdriver. In addition, the caffeine content will perk you up, and you will seem like one of the hosts of the eponymous morning television show. To make a jug of Good Morning America, follow the recipe:

4x 8.4 oz cans Red Bull (or 2x 16.9 oz. cans)
1x 750mL bottle vodka
1x 2 Liter bottle Sunny D (original)

Mix the vodka and Sunny D in a gallon jug, cap, and shake. After that, add the Red Bull. Recipe makes .975 Gallons. Enjoy.
Dude, what's your weapon of choice tonight?

I'm rocking a full gallon of Good Morning America!

Haha, have fun blacking out and fucking a fat chick, even though that shit is super tasty.
by jollyroger1210 December 17, 2010
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morning glory

An erection caused by testosterone levels being high in the body during the early hours of the morning.
by Jimmy Tinker April 24, 2004
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Morning wood

When a guy wakes up with a woody in his pants.(Really hard to get rid of.)
"Giovanni how do you get rid of morning wood."-Enrique
"I look at a picture of your mom..."-Giovanni
"Fuck off."- Enrique
"Let me finish then I jack off, cause your moms a MILF."-Giovanni
"You're a ass."-Enrique
by Ej the prp July 27, 2008
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