moon waffle

moon waffle

When you punch someone in the testicles, and laugh, because they thought you were going to give them an actual waffle.

Cory- 'Hey Austin, want a Moon Waffle?'
Austin- 'Sure'

moon waffle by Tomicide December 30, 2004

Moon Slugging 

Spreading a trail of pre-cum over a bare ass when having sex doggie style.

Man last night I just turned 'em over and we were moon slugging for a good long time.

Moon Slugging by da Val June 16, 2008

Moon School 

(noun) Where a person young or old that is slow, or hard of understanding may have or had gone to school.

Q: What's wrong with that girl? Why is she so dumb?
A: Oh, she's a graduate of moon school.

Moon School by moon grad 08 May 17, 2011

Moon Luge 

Similar to "Snail Trailing", except done with your ass crack, preferably sweaty. Bare ass cracked starting from the bridge of the nose down to the tip, place ass crack and slide!

Not only was I Teabagged, they threw in a Moon Luge for good measure!

Moon Luge by AbsolutelyTheUndeniableTruth November 2, 2012

moon lander 

Getting to 3rd base with a guy

Tyler: "Chris will planting his flag in that guys moon. Moon landing succesful".
Harold: "Chris is the best moon lander"
Tyler : "He is my idol!!"

moon lander by Ben Mi hover March 30, 2016

Moon rainbow 

A rainbow that can only be seen at night because it is made with the light from the moon and light rain

Hey bro is moon rainbows actual a thing. Nah mate your just so stoned

Moon rainbow by Is this life? July 19, 2016

Moon Lit 

When you're drunk on a bike and use the moon's light to guide your happy ass home.

Human 1: "That scrape looks bad, what happened?"

Human 2: "Oh, I was just moon lit last night."

Moon Lit by TrillaryClinton November 14, 2016